OT Ccn't find your wife at the mall?

[Bill Marsh]

A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large mall and said, "I've lost my wife somewhere here in the mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"

Does this happen to you? Might be a good excuse!

 

[Bill Martino]

I can't get any good looking woman to talk to me.

 

[Daniel Koster]

An otherwise splendid solution...

Just that my wife would show up right after I said "Can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

Then I would have some real explaining to do to not only one miffed woman, but 2!

 

[BruiseLeee]

Even the ugly ones won't talk to me.

 

[MauiRob]

Even the ugly ones won't talk to me

That ain't necessarily a bad thing my brothah

 

[BruiseLeee]

Originally posted by MauiRob
That ain't necessarily a bad thing my brothah

It is if you've lowered your standards.

 

[servtech]

You should also lower your pant legs, put a smile on your face, get a good looking hat, and get rid of that damn flower.

 

[Semper Fi]

At closing time they are all pretty.

 

[BruiseLeee]

Originally posted by servtech
You should also lower your pant legs, put a smile on your face, get a good looking hat, and get rid of that damn flower.

 

[Federico]

Talking to women has never been my problem, getting them to enjoy talking to me is

 

[Roadrunner]

I'm with Federico. I have no trouble talking; getting an interested response isn't so easy.

 

[Federico]

The response I most often get is "youre such a great guy, Im surprised no one has snatched you up".

 

[munk]

by the time I learned how to talk to women it was too late; I was married.



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