OT: Don't believe everything you read

[Spectre]

Two fun ones:

Take the quiz: What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.

Visonary Soul.
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.


What Kind of Soul Are You?

 

[Roadrunner]

Take the quiz: What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Gun
You're the gun! Quite traditional actually. You've been used to kill more human beings throughout time than any other weapon. What an honor for a weapon. Truly an honor. You're loved by militaries, hunters, police, the mafia and psychos everywhere! You're the universal weapon. You can be used for assassinations, threats, war, hunting, brutal murder and torture! You're stylish, people use you constantly in high-priced movies such as The Matrix, Equilibrium, The Pretender, etc. etc. You're bad. Very, very bad. But attractive, no doubt.

Somehow this does not come as a surprise.


You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

 

[Hamon]

Gun for me and:

You Are a Seeker Soul


You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Screwdriver
You're the Screwdriver. This says a few things about you... First off... You're psychotic. Yes, you're insane. COME ON, who uses a SCREWDRIVER to KILL someone? That's pretty screwed up, if you catch my drift. Out of all the weapons you might not be the most destructive or effective but you're definitely the most unorthodox and well... Deranged. Somebody has to have something seriously wrong in their head to even consider using you. Oh well, at least people don't expect you. You hit them when they're not ready and that makes for a quick kill, if you can strike in the right place. Basically... You've got a screw loose.
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I have a screw loose?!?..nawww

You Are an Old Soul

You are an experience soul who appreciates tradition.
Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone.
Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient.
A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people.

You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends
A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others.
Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone.
But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away.
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I'm impatient?...more lies!

Jake

 

[mamav]

You are a Traveling Soul
You're a thrill seeker who loves to be active and on the move
You love to wander: between places, ideas, and people.
A good communicator, you're a nonconformist and interested in the world.
You are an explorer, a good storyteller, and a true dreamer.

Because you're always on the move, you can be a bit fickle.
It's difficult for you to make personal commitments.
Don't be so quick to ignore emotional issues and problems.
You're much more intuitive and psychic than you think.

Souls you are most compatible with: Retrospective Soul and Dreaming Soul

 

[Yvsa]

Weapons link wasn't working for me, kept getting a server error.:grumpy:

I'm another Dreaming Soul.
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

 

[Spectre]

Shucks...We love you, Uncle!

 

[munk]

I'm a sword.

I don't recall any soul stuff.






munk

 

[Howard Wallace]

Nuclear Bomb
You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.

Who said radiation leaves a nasty aftertaste? I think it tastes good!

[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]You Are an Old Soul[/font]

You are an experience soul who appreciates tradition.
Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone.
Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient.
A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people.

You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends
A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others.
Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone.
But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away.

Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul and Visionary Soul

 

[Runs With Scissors]

Heh...Sword...I was hoping for an axe....

Sword
You're the sword! Most definitely the most honorable and honest of weapons. You've been used for thousands of years to inflict pain and death on mankind. People see you as the most noble of weapons. Traditionally, you're the big brother of the gun. If a gun isn't available, a fighter will grab for you and try to take out their enemy. You're retired now, nobody really uses you in war, mankind has other... More disgusting methods now. You're good for a stab in the heart, the neck or the gut and everyone appreciates a death by a sword. The only people that use you anymore are either very stupid or very crazy. Murderer.


Peacemaker soul...damn near offensive to me in it's description...

You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.

(family, friends, neighbors yes..everyone else can screw themselves though.)

War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
(are ya' kiddin'? I still enjoy a good brawl every now and then!)

You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
eh...sometimes...give in too easily when something actually does matter to me.

Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
sometimes I do, but most of the time I'm a lazy sumbitch, and don't do much of nuthin'

While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
Sheesh...they say judgemental like it's a BAD thing...

You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
especially for the takers..

On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
yeah...if there were two of me we could put our heads together and equal a halfwit....

You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
eh, most of the time...but don't run 'round tellin' the world that. Don't want anyone to think I REALLY give a crap....

Lotsa fun them brainteasers are!

 

[Red Flower]

Sword
You're the sword! Most definitely the most honorable and honest of weapons. You've been used for thousands of years to inflict pain and death on mankind. People see you as the most noble of weapons. Traditionally, you're the big brother of the gun. If a gun isn't available, a fighter will grab for you and try to take out their enemy. You're retired now, nobody really uses you in war, mankind has other... More disgusting methods now. You're good for a stab in the heart, the neck or the gut and everyone appreciates a death by a sword. The only people that use you anymore are either very stupid or very crazy. Murderer.

You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

 

[wwblankman]

Nuke bomb for me. I cant believe Steely was the screwdriver. OMG thats nasty. No I'm not talking about you Nasty. I think you guys are starting to wear on my sanity. Slowly but surely going nuts. Madness is infectious. You guys are right. This is a psycho ward.

Matt

 

[Nasty]

Who said radiation leaves a nasty aftertaste? I think it tastes good!

Umm...I'll leave this alone except for saying that I've heard similar remarks before...

OMG thats nasty. No I'm not talking about you Nasty. I think you guys are starting to wear on my sanity. Slowly but surely going nuts. Madness is infectious. You guys are right. This is a psycho ward.

Nice catch and you're absolutley correct!


My result FWIW:
You Are a Warrior Soul

You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.

You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.


Just for laughs, I also took the "How scary are you?" test.

It said "You are scary...very scary...even scary people are scared of you."

How do they know these things?

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[Steely_Gunz]

Nasty, what weapon are you? lemme guess, ball peen war hammer?

Jake

 

[Nasty]

Nasty, what weapon are you? lemme guess, ball peen war hammer?

Jake

LOL...I *was* hoping..but came up as a nuke. Therefore, I am pretty sure this test is wrong or at least, incomplete.

I'm concerned that some of you are starting to get to know me too well...

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[richardallen]

nasty, can you point me to the scary test ? didn't find it...

as for the other one, i'm an axe. forgot about the text though.

 

[Nasty]

Here ya go...

http://blogthings.com/scaryquiz.html

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[Jebadiah_Smith]

Knife
You're a Knife. People use you when they don't have a gun on hand... Or if they're full of rage. You hurt, a lot. People love you and hate you. You're needed and used for things around the house and in the kitchen constantly. Your whole existence is a catch-22. People need you, yet they fear you. You tend to catch people off-guard. Little nicks or gaping stab wounds, you're not one people like to screw around with. Shame on you.


You Are a Retrospective Soul
The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.

Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to seperate the past from the present.
You will suceed once you overcome the disappoinments in life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul

 

[Spectre]

Thanks, Nasty.

You Are a Little Scary

You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

Heh. Actually, Jordy tells me, "You're a little scarey, sometimes."

J

 

[mamav]

Well the weapon finally worked and .........Your Results:

Knife

You're a Knife. People use you when they don't have a gun on hand... Or if they're full of rage. You hurt, a lot. People love you and hate you. You're needed and used for things around the house and in the kitchen constantly. Your whole existence is a catch-22. People need you, yet they fear you. You tend to catch people off-guard. Little nicks or gaping stab wounds, you're not one people like to screw around with. Shame on you.