OT For the Ladies in the Cantina...

Kismet

Kismet

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A Faithful Wife

>

>A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

>One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by
him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me
through all the bad times. >

>When I got fired, you were there to support me.

>When my business failed, you were there.

>When I got shot, you were by my side.

>When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

>When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what?"




"What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as her

>heart began to fill with warmth.

>

>"I think you're bad luck."


:D :p :D
 
K,
LMAO!!WHO WOODA EVER THUNK,"YOU" HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR!!THAT'S "OUTSTANDING"!! :D :cool:
THE SAINT!!
 
That's a good one. :D I wonder if hoghead wrote that?:rolleyes:

Maybe that's what's up with all these new babies.:cool:
 
Seen on a bumper sticker: " I still miss my ex wife, but lately my aim's improving":p :D

Sarge
 
Good jokes.

Hey....are these jokes more for the ladies or the men?!!!:D ;)

Yah... I'm one of those 3 min. after the joke is over, "Oh I get it." and start chuckling types.


Fed:
What do all those letters mean?


Shirley
 
Youngwood it stands for Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off Yvsa has his own version special version of it, but I cant remember it right now. Maybe Rusty, Yvsa, or anyone who's brain is functioning can remember and answer.
 
There's also GMBO (G-rated version for the tender-hearted)

Giggle My Butt Off
 
LMRRAO

L aughing
M y
R oyal
R ed
A ss
O ff.:)

That's for all the non-ndns who think there was royalty among the ndns.
The ndn princesses we have today are the result of the non-ndn, but in order to be an ndn princess you have to be more than just a pretty face,--------------- or slim.:p :rolleyes:
 
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