OT: God's Messenger

[Bill Sanders]

"FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FOUGHT FOR IT, LIFE HAS A FLAVOR THE
PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW"

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.
He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am,
God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a
Marine just released from active duty, and newly registered in the class,
walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him
flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken
and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."

 

[etp777]

hahahha. Did NOT see that coming.

Hats off from those of us who haven't served, but have the greatest respect for those that have and do.

 

[Semper Fi]

I can see that happening.

 

[raghorn]

 

[crooked knife]

Yea, that sounds like a Marine Gunnery Sargeant to me.

 

[Mr.BadExample]

He works in mysterious ways

 

[StmmZaum]

You see that joke wouldnt work if it was a Sergeant Major (or in Britain a Regimental Sergeant Major) because they are god!

 

[Skeletor]

I'm an atheist becoming a Marine. If it happened to me I would have to hit back! Though I should mention that I wouldn't have been bashing anyone's religion in the first place.