OT: Great American Theologians

Rusty

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After Beoram's "Foreign Phrases" post, I have to contribute this question:

Anybody else ever wonder why P. T. Barnum isn't up near the top of the list of Great American Theologians?
 
Probably since 'God is on the side of the person with the best sense of humor' & PTB is not up there on his list of funniest americans.
 
Originally posted by kronckew
Probably since 'God is on the side of the person with the best sense of humor' & PTB is not up there on his list of funniest americans.
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That would put God walking with Jim Varney? George Burns? Jim Carrey??? AH..... Bruce Almighty.

Brian
 
You mean he is not? Dang! Now gotta tear down my three ring shrine. He wuz right--there is a sucker born every minute;)

Keith
 
God works in mysterious ways - Ernest P. Worrell is more godlike than a lot of us, as was george burns - jim cary shares the initials (JC), but i have my doubts about him....

rusty's first post had the quote about 'God is on the side of the person with the best sense of humor' in his signature so i hope we keep that in mind for the rest of this thread, so keep laughing.

remember, i'm laughing because they haven't figured out where i've hid the bodies yet.....
 
Well, he didn't have the FBI to make him famous like Waco.
 
P.T. Barnum wasn't a great theologian?

Darn!

Anybody want to buy my statues of Tom Thumb and Jumbo the Elephant?
:) :D
 
Originally posted by GYMBOOEE

Anybody want to buy my statues of Tom Thumb and Jumbo the Elephant?
:) :D
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What kind of steel are they made of?

are they villagers or did HI make them?

Oops, there goes the front door bell, gotta go see why all them fellers are wearing ATF jackets and carrying M-60's, maybe i'll show them my khu......................................................................................................
 
Originally posted by kronckew
What kind of steel are they made of?

are they villagers or did HI make them?

Oops, there goes the front door bell, gotta go see why all them fellers are wearing ATF jackets and carrying M-60's, maybe i'll show them my khu......................................................................................................
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I bought them as blems.
:) :D :D
 
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