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A father walks into a coffee shop with his young son. The boy is carrying a quarter that his father had given him. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and begins to panic, shouting for help.
An attractive woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a table reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion the woman looks up, puts her coffee down, and neatly folds her newspaper. She then gets up from her seat and makes her way deliberately across the room.
Reaching the boy, the woman quickly drops his pants, takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist - gently at first and gradually more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son is okay the father rushes over to the woman to thank her. "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before", gushes the grateful father. "It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies coolly . . . "Divorce Attorney."
An attractive woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a table reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion the woman looks up, puts her coffee down, and neatly folds her newspaper. She then gets up from her seat and makes her way deliberately across the room.
Reaching the boy, the woman quickly drops his pants, takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist - gently at first and gradually more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son is okay the father rushes over to the woman to thank her. "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before", gushes the grateful father. "It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies coolly . . . "Divorce Attorney."
HEHEHE!!!