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And usually I save it up fer Bruise's posts.
Some fun stuff, kinda weird. Writer is like Dennis Leary meets Hunter S. Thompson. Some of this may offend, but I took it as humorous commentary. YMMV, Caveat surfer, etc.
A quote er three:
"...I thought to myself, “If ever we needed proof that the terrorists have not won, this is it. America is still as consumed by crap as we always have been.”...they should just give up already. The American spirit is such that even if you have convinced yourself that you are waging a holy war around the world, there are still stadiums full of applauding fans pinning their whole evening on which of two amateur singers sucks the least."
"...he wasn’t subjected to the retarding rays of public schools in America...Here, we just lower the standards until we can ensure that no one feels left out. Isn’t that sweet? ... Now everybody hug so I only have to use one bullet, mmkay?'"
"To the radical fundamentalist, you are another infidel. I am too. We’re all on Team Infidel, like it or not. Maybe you can stab them with your “War is not the Answer” sign. I personally plan on taking them out with an Iraqi oil guzzling SUV powered by dead baby seals and live ammunition (with homeless people tied to the outside so the paint doesn’t get scratched), but I’d prefer that they meet their demise somewhere else."
Some silliness involving album covers that shoud not be...
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
Keith
Some fun stuff, kinda weird. Writer is like Dennis Leary meets Hunter S. Thompson. Some of this may offend, but I took it as humorous commentary. YMMV, Caveat surfer, etc.
A quote er three:
"...I thought to myself, “If ever we needed proof that the terrorists have not won, this is it. America is still as consumed by crap as we always have been.”...they should just give up already. The American spirit is such that even if you have convinced yourself that you are waging a holy war around the world, there are still stadiums full of applauding fans pinning their whole evening on which of two amateur singers sucks the least."
"...he wasn’t subjected to the retarding rays of public schools in America...Here, we just lower the standards until we can ensure that no one feels left out. Isn’t that sweet? ... Now everybody hug so I only have to use one bullet, mmkay?'"
"To the radical fundamentalist, you are another infidel. I am too. We’re all on Team Infidel, like it or not. Maybe you can stab them with your “War is not the Answer” sign. I personally plan on taking them out with an Iraqi oil guzzling SUV powered by dead baby seals and live ammunition (with homeless people tied to the outside so the paint doesn’t get scratched), but I’d prefer that they meet their demise somewhere else."
Some silliness involving album covers that shoud not be...
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
Keith
