Recently an acquaitance was whining,gnashing his teeth,pulling his hair,rolling his eyes, and generally moaning that there was just no solution to our problems with the Radical Muslims and Iraq.
I,of course, totally disagreed with his parotting the laments of the liberal media and said that there were several magnificient and simple solutions.
With a bewildered look, he asked how I could make such a bizzare statement. My response was that it was too simple for most people to see and way too easy to accomplish.
If I were Bush, here's a few of the things I would start:
1-Issue a public proclamation to all Citizens of Iraq that American Forces would be staying in Iraq until the sale of oil had paid the total cost of the war including interest.
2-That for each and every coalition soldier or civilian killed or severely injured from the start of the war, one million dollars from oil sales,would go to that man's next of kin --as a kind of insurance policy.
3- For each coalition member killed or severely injured in a terrorist attack our forces would remain for an additional week.
4-A bounty of $2,500.00 dollars would be paid on the head of every foreigner caught within the nation's borders with out proper credentials.
5-All Iraqi families would be restricted to one child and no more. After having their alloted quota, both men and women would be sterlized.
6- All young men over the age of 18 found wandering idly about the streets or participating in street demonstrations would be immediately arrested and placed in national service and paid $1.00 per day.
7-Form a new American "Department of Foreign Law Enforcement"--call it what you wish. Staff it with young American men and women(kinda like the Piece Corp). Train them for 6 weeks at FLETC (the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center) and assign them to foreign service for a 1 year period with a 3 month rotation back to the states then a return to their foreign posts of duty. Each of these officers would be accompanied by a counterpart from the area and they would hit the streets winning the minds and hearts of the people.
I,of course, totally disagreed with his parotting the laments of the liberal media and said that there were several magnificient and simple solutions.
With a bewildered look, he asked how I could make such a bizzare statement. My response was that it was too simple for most people to see and way too easy to accomplish.
If I were Bush, here's a few of the things I would start:
1-Issue a public proclamation to all Citizens of Iraq that American Forces would be staying in Iraq until the sale of oil had paid the total cost of the war including interest.
2-That for each and every coalition soldier or civilian killed or severely injured from the start of the war, one million dollars from oil sales,would go to that man's next of kin --as a kind of insurance policy.
3- For each coalition member killed or severely injured in a terrorist attack our forces would remain for an additional week.
4-A bounty of $2,500.00 dollars would be paid on the head of every foreigner caught within the nation's borders with out proper credentials.
5-All Iraqi families would be restricted to one child and no more. After having their alloted quota, both men and women would be sterlized.
6- All young men over the age of 18 found wandering idly about the streets or participating in street demonstrations would be immediately arrested and placed in national service and paid $1.00 per day.
7-Form a new American "Department of Foreign Law Enforcement"--call it what you wish. Staff it with young American men and women(kinda like the Piece Corp). Train them for 6 weeks at FLETC (the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center) and assign them to foreign service for a 1 year period with a 3 month rotation back to the states then a return to their foreign posts of duty. Each of these officers would be accompanied by a counterpart from the area and they would hit the streets winning the minds and hearts of the people.
