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Freezing rain and sleet have turned much of the Lone Star state into a freakin' skating rink. Instead of the traditional Texas mile markers (i.e. dead armadillos), we now have SUVs off in the ditch every mile or so. We Texans pride ourselves on a total lack of any ability to drive on ice and snow. I suspect most of the tow truck drivers still in operation are transplanted yankees, giggling with glee at our dillemma. I just let out my dog, she cleared the door at a dead run, hit the ice, and with a startled yelp slipped and busted her a**. Of course she did, she's a Texan.
I'm stuck in the house all day today, so I think I'll pass the time by sewing a fuzzy pink scabbard for my Bilton, to be hung by the door as "duck repellent".
Sarge
hey Jim, send me one of those redheads, I could use some "thawing out"
I'm stuck in the house all day today, so I think I'll pass the time by sewing a fuzzy pink scabbard for my Bilton, to be hung by the door as "duck repellent".
Sarge
hey Jim, send me one of those redheads, I could use some "thawing out"