OT: Joke of the decade

I read this on ARFCOM the other day and saved it.

SHORT LOVE STORY


A man and a woman who had never met before,


but who were both married to other people,


found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,


they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?


I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.



'Good,' she replied. .............'Then get down and get your own damn blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.


The End
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Dear Sirs:

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and
Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I
cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you
help me?

Jonathan Powell



Dear Sir:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the
program from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than original
system. Look in your manual under Warnings Alimony / Child Support. I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife
1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course
of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as
lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for
all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

Tech Support
 
See, this was the point of the joke::D



azshaman said:
Did I miss something? :confused: I was busy sitting quietly and fondling my infi...:D
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Barb-B-Q said:
Yeah, Jason. I saw it last night, but just thought I'd let the boys have their fun... And sit here quietly!! :D
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Barb-B-Q said:

You go girl! Hope you're staying warm out in AZ!! It's about -5 here this morning, colder tomorrow!!
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azshaman said:
Yikes! Cold here, but not that cold! Stay warm, sister!
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Barb-B-Q said:
oops.... double post due to lag time...

sorry.....
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Barb-B-Q said:
Gotta go out today, but will remain as warm and quiet as possible. Wind chill is about -30.... sheesh!!
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............


All of you EXCEPT my gals....JUST MADE THE "LIST":eek::eek:


Amy-0 does not do "Quiet"



just ask Jerry and Garth and the crew (You better have them take out the earplugs first) ....LOL:p
 
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