OT: Just read this. I may have a new hero !

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=46WD Boston Globe 12/04/98 page A01


THE UNDERGROUND MAN FINDS WORLD CLOSING IN ON NANTUCKET

By Brian MacQuarrie, Globe Staff


NANTUCKET, MA - For 10 years, Thomas Johnson lived cocooned in an
underground bunker he called ''my self-help tank.''

Yesterday, the world began to intrude.

As news of Johnson's life as a subterranean hermit spread around this
island yesterday, federal and state law enforcement agents made their way
to his hideaway.

Armed with a pistol, the agents approached Johnson as he was about to
reenter his 8-foot-deep, three-room home yesterday afternoon and asked for
the barn owl's wings and the talons of a red-tailed hawk they saw
photographed in yesterday's Globe. Both are illegal keepsakes.

Johnson surrendered what he called ''priceless totems'' to the agents, but
only after a distraught, angry exchange with an agent from the US Fish and
Wildlife Service and an armed sergeant from the state Environmental Police.

The authorities said they would recommend that he not be prosecuted.

To Johnson, such news is small comfort for a man who fears reemerging from
a world where he purposely shunned a materialistic society he abhors. After
spending 2 1/2 years in an Italian prison for carrying heroin in a drug
deal, Johnson said, he fled back to the United States to fashion an
uncomplicated, self-dependent life.

Underground in the woods, Johnson explained, he could commune with nature
and create a radical lifestyle that would free him from the routine burdens
of modern life and allow him to grow stronger morally.

''I'm not a religious nut - I'm not another Randy Weaver,'' said Johnson,
referring to the antigovernment zealot whose wife and son were killed in a
standoff with federal agents in Idaho. An FBI agent was also killed. ''I'm
a dignified person. I'm not a dog. I'm not an animal - and that's what some
people would like to make me.''

''This is my self-help tank,'' he added, looking admiringly around his
comfortable home. ''I've gone into the earth, almost like a seed to
regerminate.''

Even as authorities intensified their scrutiny of Johnson, the travails of
the sometime-woodworker and house painter generated considerable support on
an island where building development has made housing less and less
affordable.

''Everybody I've talked to so far has said, `All right!''' said Wayne
Viera, a former selectman who drives a cab, sells real estate, and carves
scrimshaw to make a living. ''The year-round people know the hoops you have
to go through to get housing.''

Chet Curtis, the WCVB-TV anchorman who owns about 5 acres of undeveloped
land close to the bunker, said he is inclined to support Johnson's wish to
remain in his home.

''He's not bothering anybody,'' said Curtis, who arrived on Nantucket
yesterday. ''I thought it was incredible that he had accomplished this.''

Authorities informed Curtis and his wife and co-anchor, Natalie Jacobson, a
couple of weeks ago that Johnson's dwelling might be on their land. At the
time, Curtis said, his feeling was that ''if he's on our property, and he's
not hurting anybody, why not leave him alone.''

A surveyor later placed Johnson's structure within the Boy Scouts' Camp
Richard.

Nantucket officials said the bunker has health code violations and poses a
danger to people who might walk on top of it. They have drawn up a list of
violations, such as inappropriate toilet facilities and no water under
pressure, but appeared to have taken no other steps to force him to leave.

The home, which is furnished with a queen-size bed, TV, stone stove,
refrigerator, kitchen, and makeshift shower and toilet, was discovered by a
deer hunter who stumbled over a stovepipe that protrudes a foot above
ground.

Boy Scout officials from the Cape Cod Council, which also covers Nantucket,
could not be reached for comment.

Nantucket health inspector Richard Ray has said he believes the Scouts plan
to begin eviction proceedings that could take up to 90 days to complete.
However, Police Chief Randolph Norris said it is his understanding that the
Boy Scouts intend to let Johnson stay.

Johnson said he has chosen another underground site on Nantucket if he is
forced to move. Such a prospect wouldn't distress Steve Tornovish, co-owner
of the Thrifty car rental agency here.

''I'd let him do it in my yard, but my family and dog might be upset,''
Tornovish said. ''I'm something of the opinion: No harm, no foul.''

However, he added, Nantucket has many well-to-do landowners with big tax
bills who ''will be riled up'' about Johnson's tax-free alternative. Dennis
Kelley, a construction worker from Hyannis who works on Nantucket during
the week, empathized with that thinking.

''He's been here for 10 years? How about paying back some rent or giving
some money to the Boy Scouts?'' Kelley said. ''Some townspeople are very
upset. They've got a $2 million to $3 million house, and here's this guy
living tax-free.''

Whatever the outcome of Johnson's saga, the emergence of what some
townspeople are calling ''the subterranean guy'' is viewed as one more
colorful chapter in island lore.

''This takes the expression of `going underground' to a whole new level,''
Tornivish said. ''But you know, Nantucket is an island of characters. And
the story of this guy is just another example.''

Johnson shudders at the thought that he might become an island attraction.

As the environmental authorities approached him, Johnson tossed aside
camouflage brush from the hatch to his home, pointed to the earth-covered
dwelling, and said, ''This is the trouble I went to for peace, and the last
thing it'll get me is peace.''

END FORWARD




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Anybody ever hear of how this turned out?


Kis
 
If ever a story begged to be told in limerick...

:D :p ;)
 
<<<<<''He's been here for 10 years? How about paying back some rent or givingsome money to the Boy Scouts?'' Kelley said. ''Some townspeople are veryupset. They've got a $2 million to $3 million house, and here's this guy
living tax-free.''>>>>


What's wrong with this perspective? !!!?

Someone has a 3 million dollar house, but a tax freee Loon is supposed to upset them? They must require the intimate services of a Psychologist while driving through any City in the US, being as how there are so many poor people around. It might be neccesary to hire a full time mental health professional, sort of a live-in Body Guard, so they don't fall apart under the pressure.

That'd be good; the Super Rich accompanied by a Body Guard, a Lawyer, and a Shrink at all times. Oh, and add a cameraman too.

...............

I don't pretend to understand our tax codes, but a gentleman who does was on the O'Reilly Factor a few weeks ago, and explained once you make over a certain amount, you don't pay taxes. I don't recall if the amount was 1 million or 10, but it was large enough to excuse most of us.


There was a couple in my circle of friends who lived in a tree house for a year near the campus of UCSC. It didn't have the TV and Fridge like the underground guy did.



munk
 
"Have" a 2-3 million-dollar house?

I my book, that means they own the house, they've paid for it. Otherwise what they "have" is an obligation to make installment payments on the house.

The quoted people are just pissed that someone managed to live in their neighborhood without entering the contract of indenturement known as a mortgage.

They are no doubt equally envious of those that managed to buy a house outright, and think that those people "owe" more as well.

They should count themselves lucky that the guy couldn't afford to buy a chunk of land and put a visible mobile home on it.
 
I recently toured through Bozeman and Mosoula (sic!) MT. There is some very expensive real estate there and lots of housing codes. I thought it would be neat to build a three story aluminum trailor on one of the more desirable lots. Well, heck; I could get a architect to design it and I'd comply with the building codes- they just wouldn't see it coming until it was too late.


munk
 
What's surprising about the over reaction of the typical bureaucratic mind? They approached him with weapons drawn tho' they had received no indication that the man might be dangerous........he's not like us so we better approach expecting the worst! Like he'd add their mindless bureaucatic wings to his wing collection? Jeez!

These folks don't have a clue (including the million dollar home owners) that their type of drivel is exactly what this poor guy is trying to escape. No....he's not hurting anything or anybody but someone might fall through his roof so we better get rid of him. And, Imagine.......he's been ripping off the Boy Scouts for years....that makes him one step above a child molester and two steps above a terrorist.....right?

We live in a nation of morons. Get used to it.....and try to deal with it as well as this poor soul who, hopefully, won't write a book and appear on Oprah.
 
The things which struck me about this situation were:

The guy lived there TEN years and no one knew. Nice work, Mr. Johnson.

The small-mindedness of some of the neighbors.

The fact this happened in 1998 (his discovery) and I can't find a follow-up on him at all.

I hope he is alive, well, and happily living the life of a hermit somewhere. :D



Kis
 
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