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20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at
passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label
it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
"for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area.
Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
can't attend their party because you're not in
the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream
"I won!", "I won!", "3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives,
they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of
you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity.......
20. F#ck it!
Send this to someone you know... Make'em laugh a bit.
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at
passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label
it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
"for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area.
Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
can't attend their party because you're not in
the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream
"I won!", "I won!", "3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives,
they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of
you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity.......
20. F#ck it!
Send this to someone you know... Make'em laugh a bit.
