OT - living dangerously

Rusty

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For me, living dangerously is going to the supermarket for flowers and an anniversary card and not putting them on the list, because they are obviously the reason I'm going.

For the cat that tried and partly succeeded at getting into the sirloin steaks I brought home for dinner and left sitting out on the stove when I realized I hadn't gotten the card or flowers and dashed back to the store to get...

Need I say more?
 
You name it, I've done it. Forgot my first wedding anniversary. Called my wife from a GUN STORE to tell her the good news about the sale and I'd be a little late this evening. "Do you know what day it is?" She asked on the phone. It's hard to hear because of traffic noise.
Or how about something simple, like heading to desert haunts a hundred miles away and upon parking the truck find you've brought all provisions except the extra water bottles you'd carefully filled and set by the back door so they'd be ready when you loaded the truck.

munk
 
munk said:
You name it, I've done it. Forgot my first wedding anniversary. Called my wife from a GUN STORE to tell her the good news about the sale and I'd be a little late this evening. "Do you know what day it is?" She asked on the phone.
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Now that's living dangerously! :D
 
"No, I don't," I said, "what day is it?"
Pause.
"It's our anniversary."
"What? What? Can't quite hear you."




munk
 
:D Tell us what happened when you finally arrived home, and the dialogue that entailed... :eek: :footinmou :o
 
Why? You guys know all the lines, know it as well as I.

I'm tired and going to bed.

Fill it in if you like. You won't be far off if you are at all.



munk
 
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Do not believe a word Rusty's says! He's just been LOOKING for an excuse to try out that Beretta...

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Our marriage vows were between ourselves and God. We didn't write down the date so we don't remember when it was. I suppose we could ask God, but we really don't care. Celebrating anniversaries just complicates a good relationship.
 
It's a CZ83 in 380 - not a Berreta - and only one of the three is satin nickel.

Besides, both of the toms are gray. black, and white, three time the size of the one in the picture ( at least 18" long front paws extended to tip of tail ), and not caramel colored. ;) :p :p

TOM CAT

" I've got an old tomcat
" And when he steps out.
" All the other cats
" In the neighborhood,
" They begin to shout! "

chorus

" There goes a ring-tailed tom
" Strutting round the town,
" And if you got your heat turned up
" You better turn your damper down! "

The Rooftop Singers
from "Walk Right In" 1963
(Taylor/Gerachi/Darling/Svanoe) :
Songs of Polygram International Inc./BMI
 
Rusty said:
It's a CZ83 in 380 - not a Berreta - and only one of the three is satin nickel.

Besides, both of the toms are gray. black, and white, three time the size of the one in the picture ( at least 18" long front paws extended to tip of tail ), and not caramel colored. ;) :p :p

TOM CAT

" I've got an old tomcat
" And when he steps out.
" All the other cats
" In the neighborhood,
" They begin to shout! "

chorus

" There goes a ring-tailed tom
" Strutting round the town,
" And if you got your heat turned up
" You better turn your damper down! "

The Rooftop Singers
from "Walk Right In" 1963
(Taylor/Gerachi/Darling/Svanoe) :
Songs of Polygram International Inc./BMI
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I heard Jorma Kaukonen do a cover of that song not long ago.
 
How about sleeping alone in the Blue Ridge mountains in a small pup tent and hearing a bear roar a few times...each time getting closer.....:eek:

The bumpy ground had no effect on my sleeping that night...:(
 
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