OT Magic Frog

Kismet

Kismet

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A 67 year old man loves to fish. He was sitting in
his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and could not see any one. He thought he was
dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Pick me up." He looked
in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. He said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen and will give you the most wonderful sexual
pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."

The guy looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and picked it up carefully,
placing it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What are you
nuts, didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you
sexual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket,
looked at the frog and said, "Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.


:rolleyes: :) :rolleyes:

Kis
 
Me too!!!!:D :D :D :D
Can you just imagine what a talking frog would be worth? If you managed it just right you could afford all the beautiful women and their sexual pleasures you wanted.:p :p ;) :D

But you would have to guard it with your life as there would be some young idiot that couldn't control his curiosity wanting to kiss it!!!!:rolleyes: :grumpy:
 
Good one, Kismet :D. Kinda reminds me of that Loony Tunes cartoon where the construction worker finds the talking frog while demolishing a building. Classic comedy.
--Josh
 
heeehee. Probably was a ruse from the frog anyway. If I was a talking frog, I'd sure mess with folks. Specially if I was a talking poison arrow frog :P

Keith
 
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