OT: Maybe Politically Incorrect, but funny

kronckew

kronckew

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Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of
fermented goat's milk.


One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they
start reminiscing.


"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."


"You must be so proud" says the other.


"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."



"A fine looking young man", replies his friend.



After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,





"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
 
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Unique Up On It.

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Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
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5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
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7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
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8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
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9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
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10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
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11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? !
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? !
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
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20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
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21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
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Signs Spotted in England

In a cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In another office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draught. Please use side entrance.)

Outside a second hand shop: we exchange anything * bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

Quicksand : any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

Bicycles left against this window will be recycled.

In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

Spotted in a safari park: Elephants : Please Stay in Your Car.

Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and does not know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field free, but the bull charges.

Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell does not work.)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
 
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