OT: Military humor

dhuff · Dec 24, 2002

Got a good laugh this morning out of SPC Schwarz's (a.k.a. "Skippy's") 213 Things Skippy Can't Do.

A favorite is:

7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

raghorn · Dec 24, 2002

Notice that there is a disclaimer at the top of the page. Disregard it at your own peril. I did and now there's coffee sprayed all over my monitor.

raghorn · Dec 24, 2002

This guy would have been right at home in the submarine service.

Padi · Dec 24, 2002

i know, i know...

"may not challange anyone in my chain of command to the field of honnor" lol. been ther, wanted to do that.

Roadrunner · Dec 24, 2002

# 98 sounds legitimate to me.

The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.'

Pappy · Dec 24, 2002

I've got to thank you for the humor. Enjoyed it a lot.

Bill Martino · Dec 25, 2002

I've got a couple of private ditties but they would never make it past the censor. Remember, I won the Mr. McNasty award repeatedly aboard the Warrington for being able to put together a never ending string of profanities.

Dakmar · Dec 25, 2002

That list has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read!

Thanks!