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Rusty

Rusty

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We all know a yellow Ryder rent-a-truck was used for the Oklahome City Federal Building bombing.

Saturday at the biggest self-serve gas place in Fallon, Nevada, I spotted a white Mitsubishi box truck that looked exactly, precicely like the sketches shown on the DC shooter stories.

That's right, it was a brand new rent-a-truck with the Ryder logo on the side.

Would I make this up? Yes, definitely!

Could I make this up in my wildest dreams? During an abreaction to prescription psychotropics, maybe? Nah, probably not.

PS: If I owned any Ryder stock, I'd sell. ROTFLMAO

:D :D :D :D :D
 
this sort of posting is the result of inhaling too many fumes from the Karma Sutra oil that Rusty puts on his blades. Happens all the time. Be gentle with him.:D



Kis
 
So how come my prescription plan charges me $22 for 4 measly tablets of Viagra?
 
$22 for four tablets keeps you from getting the Bible out, rolling & smoking them!
 
Originally posted by mPisi
Only four tablets a day? Spoilsports! :D
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That's for the whole month.

The good news is I don't need the Viagra if I discontinue taking another drug. The bad news is if I discontinue the other drug I make a constipated Doberman with hemmorhoids and a migraine look like a downright mellow fellow.
 
Rusty I truely relish the thought of meeting you in person :)
Which, woe is you, may happen sooner than you might suspect :D
 
Uncle Bill, yes sir, I am driving. Was going to Hawthorne first, to give Rusty a chance to put a face with that Biil The Cat voodoo doll he's probably been sticking pins into since ...well a long time :D

Then up to Reno. However, since this will happen around Jan 1st or 2nd, don't know how/if it work around holiday events y'all might have scheduled? Anyway, will send you folks detailed E-mail in early December. Thanks :)
 
You will be most welcome.

( At least as long as the local felines aren't in heat. Then you might get a pan of water thrown on you before I recognise you. The caterwauling has been memorable in this neighborhood this year. )

Directions are simple. Leave Vegas on Hwy 95. At the first traffic light go straight. Turn left at the first stop sign. There are two two-way "A streets, with a divider between them. Take the far one ( the one on the west side ). Turn right on West Third street. Look for a white Mazda pickup with a black bumpersticker on the back bumper that says " God, protect me from your followers. " In the rear window of the truck on the driver's side will be an NRA Endowment Member sticker next to a yellow and red bumpersticker that says " Courtesy is Contagious". My phone is 2575. It's all the same prefix ( 945 ) in Hawthorne, so no-one ever says it except to out-of-towners. Same with the area code for the rest of Nevada outside Vegas - all 775.

If you get lost, ask for me and most anyone can give directions to my place.

Yes, we are a small town.
 
I'm easy, too. If you can find the Atlantis and Peppermill you'll find me. I'm between the two a couple of blocks west of Virginia St. (The "Strip" of Reno -- about 5% of Vegas Strip). We'll firm it up before you hit the road.
 
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