OT: New Oath for Cantinistas ?

Kismet

Kismet

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oath (ōth)
n., pl. oaths (ōTHz, ōths).

A solemn, formal declaration or promise to fulfill a pledge, often calling on God, a god, or a sacred object as witness.
The words or formula of such a declaration or promise.

A modest proposal for your consideration:


"By the Seven Hairs of Bruise, I swear......."

I think it works in almost all situations, is non-denominational, and is appropriately solemn.


All feedback welcome.
 
Kismet said:
oath (ōth)
n., pl. oaths (ōTHz, ōths).

A solemn, formal declaration or promise to fulfill a pledge, often calling on God, a god, or a sacred object as witness.
The words or formula of such a declaration or promise.

A modest proposal for your consideration:


"By the Seven Hairs of Bruise, I swear......."

I think it works in almost all situations, is non-denominational, and is appropriately solemn.


All feedback welcome.
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Only a problem for Christians. Mathew 5.
 
Am I allowed to ask on what part of Bruise's anatomy these hairs reside? Seems to me this might answer the corollary............ :footinmou :D :D
 
Of course you know Bruise is Canadian, they only have hair on their ears...
 
I"m not swearing by any part of Bruise and certainly not any parts extending outwards.



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