Ot- Ninja sheep

Bruce of 1 said:
What kind of khukuri is best for ninja sheep?
LMRRAO!!!!:D
Hell, a quick slash across the throat with a Bilton would suffice fer a ninja sheep!:)
Or even Nasty's Ball Peen Hammer in a 20 ounce size!:D

But with a .22 you could do them in at some distance if you hit 'em in the head. See ball peen above.:D ;)

Still LMRRAO. Damned clever sheep!:eek:
 
Hell, a quick slash across the throat with a Bilton would suffice fer a ninja sheep!
The bandanas, you're forgetting the Kevlar bandanas, man!
 
Keeping sheep in, or out, of any area is a headache...but goats are much worse! Houdini had nothing on a determined goat.
 
Im thinking that a 8ft tall grid or chainlink fance would work, that and electric gates. Oh ya, and electrify wires at 3 ft and 6 ft. Short of that putting the fear of dog in them is the only option. Show them a dog, use a 12" siru, show them dog again.

Or just send the next released rapist over there after several years behind bars.
 
the sheep stroies in the upper right from 2003...titles like "Home found for sheep of shame"....
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Over 50,000 Australian sheep, stranded at sea for almost three months, have been given to Eritrea.

The so-called "sheep of shame" are now being offloaded in the African nation, after several countries refused them because of fears of disease.

An Australian government spokesman described the sheep as a "gift."

...But Saudi authorities in Jeddah said some of the animals were diseased and refused to accept them.

The Australian government disputed this and said the Saudis had no proper basis for refusing the cargo...
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Then read this one...

Ham attack hits Australian sheep

Australia's live export trade earns it US$700m a year
A shipment of Australian sheep destined for the Middle East has been delayed after it was confirmed that animal rights activists had laced the animals' food with ham in a bid to make them unsuitable for Muslim countries.
Australian Veterinary Officer Dr Hugh Millar said a "shredded, ham-type material" had been found in a feedlot at Portland, Victoria.

It was not immediately clear how many of the shipment's 50,000 sheep had been exposed to the contaminated food.

Under Australia's livestock rules, sheep that have been fed animal products are no longer judged fit for human consumption.

Police said they had arrested a 40-year-old man in connection with the incident.

Animal Liberation, a group which believes the conditions animals are shipped in is cruel, had said it added the pig products on Tuesday night...
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Keith
 
DannyinJapan said:
outstanding work by those ninja sheep.
Im so proud, I could almost cry.
Danny, did you slip in and train them sheep? Be careful how you answer because the next question is... What else you been doin to 'em?:rolleyes:
 
DannyinJapan said:
Actually, THEY trained ME!
(that explains my clumsy, bovid-like body movements on the video)
So instead of a sheep 'er' you're an 'ee' huh?:rolleyes: :p :eek:
 
I'm visualizing a new market for attack trained ninja sheep.
How about a few of those in your yard?
 
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