OT:Now, if she'd had a kukhri, which one?

kronckew

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or jared has a bad day at work.:D
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CUT AND CURL: The staff and students at Blalock's Beauty College in Shreveport, La., were confronted by a man with a gun announcing a holdup. He grabbed whatever money he could and was running for the door when manager Dianne Mitchell, 53, stuck out her leg and tripped him, sending him to the floor and the gun flying. "Get that sucker!" she yelled to the 20 victims, who responded with curling irons and a table leg to beat on the robber. By the time police arrived he was well bloodied, had wet his pants and was crying. Jared Gipson, 24, was charged with armed robbery, but his booking into jail awaits his release from the hospital. (Shreveport Times) ...And that, class, is what we call an "extreme makeover."
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wonder how he explained that one to his friends back home at the county jail....
 
wet his pants and was crying?

You know, we could probably forego jail time if he's a first offender, and merely print a picture of this instead.

Bring back the stocks.

He held a gun but when things went wrong fell apart. As Bogart once said in a role; "too many people think a gat in the hand means they have the world by the tail." Or something close enough for my munkish memory...



munk
 
If you think the pants wetting is imaginary or 'stretching' the truth, when the knives and guns come out on a drug raid, you would be suprised how many defendants have wet themselves, and yes, slipped their bowels. I had a defendant wanted for killing a cop in NYC and as bad as they come, who I found out was hiding in Detroit. I encountered him in an office building hallway, recognized him from a photograph, slammed him backwards against the wall and put my gun under his chin. As I was explaining what was happening to him, his eyes rolled up and he beshat himself!! Wayne Bias Prey was soon on a plane back to NYC for trial. So much for being a bada$$. ;)
 
Never thought for a moment it was stretching the truth, Jurrasic.

You sure are brave. Now me, I'm not your martial arts guy or even strong. But I've been in some life and death confrontations. I've had guns in my face firing, and my skull broken. I guess I was too busy to 'foul' myself. Maybe good guys don't do that because good guys aren't cowards carrying around khuks or guns or weapons and threatening and hurting people. There really must be something to the psych model of inadaquate personality taking up a weapon to compensate, and when it is removed, being reduced to rubbish.

They actually think the weapon made them powerful. It may not be fair of me, but knowing this brings less sympathy to their plight, not more.

munk
 
My favorite story on the subject comes from a local deputy whose house was burglarized by a couple of young gentlemen. Unbeknownst to the gents, deputy's wife was asleep in the master bedroom at the end of a long hallway when they made their noisy entrance. So, as they are creeping along the hallway, the door suddenly bursts open, and they are confronted with the sillhouette of a six foot tall woman with her hair in rollers (looking, no doubt, like Medusa enraged), and the unmistakable sound of her racking the slide on a 10 gauge goose gun!
Payment for replacement of soiled carpet was a condition of the young gentlemens' probation :D .
 
mANY BRAVE NEN HAVE DIED PISSING /& SHITING THEMSELVES! ITS WHAT HUMANS DO IN THE LAST SECOND BEFORE THEY DIE OR THINK THEY WILL DIE.

WHETHER PURE IN SOUL OR SCUM.

wHAT DO YOU REALY THINK 20 WOWEN DOING YOU INJURY IS LIKE?

aSK THE GURKHAS KILLED IN AFFGHANISTAN WHETHER THEY WOULD RATHER DIE AT THE HANDS OF MEN OR WOMEN.


kL.
 
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