OT: Old, but entertaining

[Kismet]

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>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
>nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
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>"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
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>Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
>name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
>the bank manager.
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>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
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>The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
>about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
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>Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
>manager and disappears into a back office.
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>She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
>there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
>use this as collateral."
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>She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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>(you're gonna love this)
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>(its a real treat)
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>(a masterpiece)
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>(wait for it)
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>The bank manager looks back at her and says...
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>"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
>Rolling Stone."
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>(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)


Be well and safe.
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[jim_l_clifton]

GROAN!! Sounds like something THAT NDN would post!
the duck!

 

[Yvsa]

GROAN!! Sounds like something THAT NDN would post!
the duck!

Great minds run in the same channels Tsimi, but you wouldn't know about that would you, you Durba hoardin bastid?

 

[Kismet]

this old man he
played one
he played knick-knack on my drum

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man he
played two
he played knick-knack on my shoe
knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man he
played three
he played knick-knack
on my tree

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man
he played four
he played knick-knack
on my door

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man
he played five
he played knick-knack
on my hive

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man
he played six
he played knick-knack
on my sticks

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man he
played seven
he played knick-knack
up in heaven

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man he
played eight
he played knick-knack
on my gate

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man he
played nine
he played knick-knack
on my line

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

this old man he
played ten
he played knick-knack
on my (hen)

knick-knack-paddy-wack give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home
this old man came rolling home
this old man came rolling home

 

[Yvsa]

What was that nursery rhyme that has the words...

Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine, yada, yada, yada and they all went too heaven in a little row boat?

I used too know the whole thing and now that's all I can remember.:grumpy:

Edit:
Guess I should'a Googled it a long time ago..... It's called The Clapping Song.

LYRICS ONLY
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Three-six-nine, the goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap pat
Clap pat, clap your hand,
Pat it on your partner's hand, right hand
Clap pat, clap your hand, cross it with your left arm
Pat your partner's left palm, clap pat
Clap your hand, pat your partner's right palm
(With your right palm again)
Clap slap, clap your hand,
Slap your thigh an sing a little song, go...

My mama told me, if I was lucky
That she would treat me, if I was goody
My auntie told her, I should act older
No I'm not kidding, that's what she told her

Three-six-nine, the goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap clap, clap your hands and prepare to pat
Clap, take your right arm
Pat your partner's palm with your right palm
Clap, take your hand back and clap
Clap, take your right arm,
Cross your right arm with your left arm
Pat your partner's left palm with your left palm
Clap, now back with a clap
Take your hand to your palm and slap your thigh,
Watch the fun materialize
As you sing this little song...

My mama told me, if I was lucky
That she would treat me, if I was goody
My auntie told her, I should act older
No I'm not kidding, that's what she told her

Three-six-nine, the goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat

My mama told me, if I was lucky
That she would treat me, if I was goody
My auntie told her, I should act older
No I'm not kidding, that's what she told her

Three-six-nine, the goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat

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[Kukri4302]

DURBA?? What's a Durba??
THE DUCK!

 

[Rusty]

Good thing I'm going for meds in the morning... especially with the Duck around.