OT....Old worn Chit........

[Astrodada]

Here's an old Chit that had been used.........

It served quite well when it was new, not being burdened with a lot of weight......it used to move.....and moved it did..........with the slender shape it laughed at the heavies............"with fullers I've got......contrast to your old fat bellies..............I can outspeed you until your stomach feels chilly..."

And the Chit went along happily.........working it's way along life's way...

And suddenly.......the edge that it was so proud of......seemed to have worn away............. the egde that it had..............is not here to stay.......

The old Chit worked.............and worked it tried..............again and again the edge still rolled............

With more and more grindings from life...........the more it fade.........

There an old Chit.........still sat there and wait.....................

 

[Yvsa]

He is a poet and didn't know it.

Snakesh*t, er Shakespeare.:thumbup:

 

[munk]

Poetry is gushing out of HI forum.

I'll be darned. We'll probably have singing posts some day. I'll have to turn on my speakers to hear someone's avatar.

Rusty? It's changing down here.



munk

 

[Dave Rishar]

That sounds like my cue for redneck haiku.

 

[Nasty]

A bit of redneck something please...

Extra points if it includes either Gen'l Lee or a good car crash.

 

[Spectre]

How about rednecks in space?

 

[munk]

I never liked the Dukes of Hazard.

I must say, though, cartoons sprouting all around the HI forum is a good thing. Goes very well with the poetry.



munk.

 

[Bill Marsh]

He is a poet and didn't know it.

Snakesh*t, er Shakespeare.:thumbup:

But his feet knew it because they are Longfellers.....

 

[shane justice]

Guys,

I never read a book unitl I was 14. The thing that made it hard for me to learn to read was that the letters jumped around on the page...and sometimes inverted...or just seemed like different letter...I switch my B's and D's...stuff like that....

The reason I am teelling you this is....ummmm

When I first read the title of the thread...it was late at night and my eyes were tired...I did not see the word..."C-H-I-T"...instead I misread the "H" and made it an "L"....and I was thinking...awww that can't be right...

The pervert in me...saw it again this AM...and sure enough the letter substitution was there again...so I read the thread...

And even though I finally got the "H" back in there...if you read it the other way...OMG...I could not stop laughing.

Sorry Astro...it is a well written bit...I apologize for my broken brain that makes mistakes like this...

Shane

 

[tsf]

There was an old Kami from Nantucket...........

 

[Yvsa]

There was an old Kami from Nantucket...........

Who sold fresh fruit from a hand made bucket.......

 

[hawkwind]

Thats too much of poetry. When comic, then brutal.

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-03-04/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-04-22/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-06-03/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-09-16/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-10-14/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-12-23/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-01-27/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-02-17/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-03-23/index.html

This ones perfect:
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-03-30/index.html

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2004-05-04/index.html

This one:
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2005-02-22/index.html


I can help I really find the ones with Ted the best..........

 

[Astrodada]

Who sold fresh fruit from a hand made bucket.......

Cos he can't make ends meet with his hand made chakmak.............

 

[Astrodada]

Then he'd realised that someone......from a distance.......treasures at what he makes.........

 

[Astrodada]

that should have made his long-dead awarness all awake.....................

 

[Astrodada]

then he amkes something that makes the whole earth quakes...........

 

[Astrodada]

And I shall trade one of those Chits with my legs................