OT: On relationships....

[Kismet]

George was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his
side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying
roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips began to move
slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent "Becky," he
said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." There's
nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "Everything's all right, go to
sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your
best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

 

[ferguson]

LOL!!!

Steve

 

[Green Ice]

Good one! Must pass it along.

Ice

 

[Steely_Gunz]

I got this one from ebaumsworld.
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

Lordy day, y'all's making me skeered of them wimmin critters.

Sarge

 

[mamav]

ROTFLMAO

Teenage wisdom:

Health class- 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarhea.......
Karen- Does that mean the other one enjoys it??

Now back the regularily scheduled wimmen stories....... I think I'll go golfing across the street

 

[Yvsa]

I think I'll go golfing across the street

Gin watch out for hot butter.