OT: On Women and Men...(Jake, take heed)

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Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right
man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples,
even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women
to stomp the **** out of them
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


(sent to me by a woman I dated for three years)
 
Kis, thank you. I haven't laughed that hard all day. My fine apple has been stomping the **** out of me all day dealing with her frustrations with the car situation. I'm printing this off and hanging it on my 'fridge.

Thank you, friend:)

jake
 
I must've climbed to the top on a day I didn't know what I was doing the day I got Barb.:D :cool: :D
 
I've had a few gals think that of me - except they would've sworn they were stomping pits and rocks!!!! :eek: :D
 
OK now, in fairness, at one time in the life of every male, we're looking for a fallen apple who is easy. Admit it.
 
Kismet said:
OK now, in fairness, at one time in the life of every male, we're looking for a fallen apple who is easy. Admit it.

"Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time." Lots of truth to that Mickey Gilley song.
 
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Brian
 
PZ93C said:
Republic of Texas

Brian
Just noticed your location Brian. Did you know the R of T had issued a $3.00 bill once upon a
time? :confused: ;) :D
I have a facsimile on a decoupaged board along with some other goodies.:cool:
 
Yvsa said:
Just noticed your location Brian. Did you know the R of T had issued a $3.00 bill once upon a
time? :confused: ;) :D
I have a facsimile on a decoupaged board along with some other goodies.:cool:

Yeah, I've seen reproductions, too. Never an authentic one, tho. :(

Here's a set on Fle-bay.
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