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Kis probably didn't post it because he's actually Tawny Peaks 
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How come there's only one?
Not much you can do with one.
Maybe implant it in your neck and tell everyone it's a mole.
Not much you can do with one.
Maybe implant it in your neck and tell everyone it's a mole.
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Until the photo thread, I envisioned kismet was a woman in a red dress who had something to do with sandwiches. But now I envision him more as Lee Van Cleef.
From the, "Call me a dog because I know these things, dept" but what do you want to bet, the next thing, the very next thing the winner does with this item after initially 'examining it' is to sniff it?
When the winner is finished with the novelty, does he put it on his coffee table?
munk
When the winner is finished with the novelty, does he put it on his coffee table?
munk
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I can just see the "guy" gently pulling the little baggy out of a box, he holds it up to his face, flips it over. After spending 10-15 seconds gently caressing the object with his thumb he tilts his head to one side and gives it a good:
"SNIFF"
followed by two more quick sniffs.
Then he reverently moves it to his personal museum space where he already has a wooden display holder for the boob inlarger waiting. He places it on the display piece and slowly closes and locks the door.
35 years from now, after our boob collector is gone. The kids are going thorugh his stuff and they find his small collection. 3 IUD's, 2 Pacemakers, 4 strands of ears, one of Micheal Jackson's noses, and one boob implant all bought off ebay. Not to mention the skulls and legs bones he'd "found" when he was in his pirate (or Free Mason) phase.
Dad gets accused of being a serial killer with body part collector habits and another black sheep gets added to the family...
Oh well.
Congrats Yvsa, it's true you know, I was at work yesterday and I said to a Co-worker, "You know, everybody knows Yvsa" and she said "yea ain't it cool?" Then she got hateful and I beat her with a boob implant. See Buddy I took up for ya!!!
"SNIFF"
followed by two more quick sniffs.
Then he reverently moves it to his personal museum space where he already has a wooden display holder for the boob inlarger waiting. He places it on the display piece and slowly closes and locks the door.
35 years from now, after our boob collector is gone. The kids are going thorugh his stuff and they find his small collection. 3 IUD's, 2 Pacemakers, 4 strands of ears, one of Micheal Jackson's noses, and one boob implant all bought off ebay. Not to mention the skulls and legs bones he'd "found" when he was in his pirate (or Free Mason) phase.
Dad gets accused of being a serial killer with body part collector habits and another black sheep gets added to the family...
Oh well.
Congrats Yvsa, it's true you know, I was at work yesterday and I said to a Co-worker, "You know, everybody knows Yvsa" and she said "yea ain't it cool?" Then she got hateful and I beat her with a boob implant. See Buddy I took up for ya!!!
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1. You could put it in the freezer, then use it to chill beers in your cooler.
2. Take it to the beach, (see no. 1) chuck it in the water and scream "Jellyfish!!!" Slowly come up out of the water with it on your head...
3. Re-enact a scene from the classic sc-fi horror pic, "The Blob".
4. Take it with you everywhere, and introduce it by it's name and pedigree...
If your going to buy it, use it & be proud of your new possession.
Ad Astra
2. Take it to the beach, (see no. 1) chuck it in the water and scream "Jellyfish!!!" Slowly come up out of the water with it on your head...
3. Re-enact a scene from the classic sc-fi horror pic, "The Blob".
4. Take it with you everywhere, and introduce it by it's name and pedigree...
If your going to buy it, use it & be proud of your new possession.
Ad Astra
Ｉ　ｏｎｃｅ　ｈａｄ　ａ　ｗｏｍａｎ　ｗｉｔｈ　４４ＤＤＤ　ｉｍｐｌａｎｔｓ．
Ｂｒｏｔｈｅｒ，　ｔｈａｔｓ　ｇｏｔｔａ　ｂｅ　ｏｎｅ　ａｓｐｅｃｔ　ｏｆ　Ｈｅａｖｅ ｎ．
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I once knew a woman with breasts that were too large. Probably 2.5 times bigger than 44DDD. But I'm just geussing, there isn't any known measurement for that condition, and I never put a sewing tape around them.
She needed a breast reduction.
Like a lot of women, with or without that condition, she fell in love with a slime ball, who stole her car, took her money, got her on IV drugs, and gave her a few diseases from that and other women.
I wonder what happened to her?
munk
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（Ｄｏｎｔ　ｔｅｌｌ　ｍｙ　ｗｉｆｅ）>>>>>>>> DIJ
I once knew a woman with breasts that were too large. Probably 2.5 times bigger than 44DDD. But I'm just geussing, there isn't any known measurement for that condition, and I never put a sewing tape around them.
She needed a breast reduction.
Like a lot of women, with or without that condition, she fell in love with a slime ball, who stole her car, took her money, got her on IV drugs, and gave her a few diseases from that and other women.
I wonder what happened to her?
munk
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Tawney Stone is better 