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(Bill? Delete this if it is too off-color. Thanks.)
> > >>Three young women are at a cocktail party. Their talk turns to their
> > >>position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each
> > >>other,
> > >>
> > >> The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French
Riviera
> for
> > >>two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
> > >>
> > >> The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new
> > >>Mercedes,"and looks about with considerable pride.
> > >>
> > >> The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we
don't
> > >>have much money and we don't have any material possessions. But
> thirteen
> > >>canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's
> > >>erect penis."
> > >>
> > >> The first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a
> > >>confession to make. I was just trying to impress you.
> > >>We're not really going to the French Riviera.
> > >>We're going to my parent's house for two weeks."
> > >>
> > >> The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest,
my
> > >>husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Taurus."
> > >>
> > >> "Well," the third woman says, " I also have a confession to make.
> Canary
> > >>number thirteen has to stand on one leg."
> > >>Three young women are at a cocktail party. Their talk turns to their
> > >>position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each
> > >>other,
> > >>
> > >> The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French
Riviera
> for
> > >>two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
> > >>
> > >> The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new
> > >>Mercedes,"and looks about with considerable pride.
> > >>
> > >> The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we
don't
> > >>have much money and we don't have any material possessions. But
> thirteen
> > >>canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's
> > >>erect penis."
> > >>
> > >> The first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a
> > >>confession to make. I was just trying to impress you.
> > >>We're not really going to the French Riviera.
> > >>We're going to my parent's house for two weeks."
> > >>
> > >> The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest,
my
> > >>husband didn't buy me a Mercedes. He bought me a Taurus."
> > >>
> > >> "Well," the third woman says, " I also have a confession to make.
> Canary
> > >>number thirteen has to stand on one leg."
