OT (Sort of): Shark!

[Berkley]

Slow night on the forum, so thought I'd pass this along - went to the grocery store yesterday, and they were taking pics with a mako shark if you bought two pounds of seafood.

 

[not2sharp]

Are you the guy on the right, or the left?

n2s

 

[Berkley]

Har de har har.
Surely anyone can tell the difference between a lawyer and a shark

 

[Nasty]

Are you the guy on the right, or the left?

n2s

I'd say *something*, but n2s beat me to it...

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[ddean]

Are you the guy on the right, or the left?

I don't get it......


Where's the shark ? ? ?














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[Yvsa]

Slow night on the forum, so thought I'd pass this along - went to the grocery store yesterday, and they were taking pics with a mako shark if you bought two pounds of seafood.

Nice pic Berk!!!!
Pray tell, why are you hanging upside down?
You've lost weight haven't you? Looks good on you though, you were a bit heavy ainnit.













You knew this was gonna happen didn't you?

 

[kronckew]

Where's the shark ? ? ?

in camera:

judge:

i don't get it? all i see are two sharks, one on right is the common bearded shark, and the one on the left is the rare mako shark.

ex camera:

prosecutor:

your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, here we see the bearded shark, a.k.a Orectolobus japonicus, in it's natural habitat grabbing the poor inverted mako on the fin, a clear case of assault and battery, the photo is hereafter referred to as prosecutor's exhibit 'A'. the mako, a.k.a. Isurus oxyrinchus, hereafter referred to as the victim, or party of the second part, was peacefully minding it's business when attacked by the bearded shark, hereafter referred to as the party of the first part, after being kidnapped, held, and brutally murdered via asphxiation by agents of the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as parties of the third part. members of the jury, we are demanding the highest possible judical penalty for this abominal crime. mr. mako's widow and 5,232 babies demand justice!

(that will be 2,400 $/hr x 3hr.= 7,203.39$, payable immediately, please see the receptionist on the way out - well wadda yah expect, the client is a shark after all.)

 

[Nasty]

hehehe...he said Orectolobus....

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[Berkley]

Orectolobus is derived from the Greek word orektos, which means, "stretch out," and the Greek word lobos, which means, "lobe."

Not going there... wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole!