OT: The Man in the Tinfoil Hat

I was reading along, mildly amused, then all that political crap started and I suddenly realized that the writer's tin foil hat had fallen off.
 
Just the way I felt, Ben. I wonder if that was ever pointed out to him(?).
 
Tin-foil hats and tin-foil booties for everyone!

Wear them for a week and then there will be vote on whether or not to make wearing them mandatory. Only those wearing said items will be permitted to vote.
 
that moron!
aluminum foil, please.
it has to have one layer of copper, one layer of aluminum and one layer of cheesecloth.
then it will block 99.99% of AMR's.





(AMR - Alien Mind control Rays)
 
Well, Danny, your configuration would certainly block AMRs, but the alternating organic and metallic layers could lead to a deadly buildup of orgone radiation in the brain.

--Josh
 
Mu-Metal is the way to go, but it is expensive.

The Illuminati don't want word of this material to get out until they have accumulated enough to line their houses and underclothing. Then they will make a killing selling what's left over.
 
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Mu-Metal. With a name like that, you know Alien Mind Control Rays will be stopped dead in their tracks/trajectories whatever you call them. Firkin, do you know where you can order Mu-metal foil?

--Josh
 
Josh, there are lots of places that claim to sell this special alloy, for use in various applications that require magnetic shielding, like sensitive electronic instruments or devices that depend upon very precise control of an electron beam. Some wound coils employ the material as a core.

Avoid any supplier that tries to confuse customers with all kinds of mis-leading "technical specifications". That is a sure sign that they are mixed up with the Illuminati, and passing the real stuff on to them, while passing off inferior mu-metal off to everybody else.

To be certain that you are getting the genuine article, and not being ripped off, I suggest that you buy only from a respectable vendor like this.

EDIT

Kis,

The Fickle Finger of Fate lives!
 
TIN foil with ALUMINUM foil? The TIN foil DOES block the AMRs but the World Leaders have already been replaced by Dopplegangers who know that if we wear TIN foil hats we will see through their plot to destroy the ozone layer so they (the Aliens) can stop using cell phones and microwaves to get their daily dose of radiation (they go into torpor without it). ALUMINUM foil just does not work. We are all under their control...what was I saying?

Frank ;)
 
I have a small amount of dupunotmetal that blacks all sorts of rays, actually it blocks all rays but has only passed the FDA, DEA,OSBI, DCC, CDC, and other important Government Orginizations requirement's for most rays and is only guaranteed to protect against the ones listed by them although it blocks all known rays and even some undiscovered rays not known to the planet Gaia if you wish to travel interuniverse.:cool: What's of Most Importance is that it not only blocks Orgone rays it protects against Oregon Rays as well, also Washington State, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado ray's!
It helps to keep me from succumbing to the inane draw of the Oregon and the Pacific Northwest rays that I would succumb too without it..
However one of the requirements of the dupunotmetal working is eating large amounts of Sockeye Salmon which is damned hard to find here in Oklahoma. One day I may just take off the helmet and slippers and succumb.:D :( :o :grumpy:
 
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