OT: The Perfect Food service company

Kismet

Kismet

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Sad to say, I have had loooong conversations with a couple of friends about this and we always end up with the absolute certainty that it IS the perfect food, and fills the house with the perfect scent, and is almost certainly not good for a person. :)

Slightly vulgar, but not bad. At the moment the "About" section is my favorite.

http://www.baconwhores.com/index.html
 
I wonder what the Kosher version would be. MuttonWhores maybe? mmmm, Bacon:) that sounds good even without women.

Jake
 
Okay. I'll start a service for those who can't eat bacon. A curvy blond, brunette, redhead with a great body will come in and eat your bacon for you and in front of your very eyes. Only $10 per serving of 4 pieces (plus travel expenses).

Ice :D
 
Green Ice said:
Okay. I'll start a service for those who can't eat bacon. A curvy blond, brunette, redhead with a great body will come in and eat your bacon for you and in front of your very eyes. Only $10 per serving of 4 pieces (plus travel expenses).

Ice :D
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I would think that you'll have to put your bacon girls on some kind of diet and exercise program lest they become what they eat;) Kind of reminds me of business in the news that is making it manditory for their servers to not gain more than 7% over their bodyweight or else they'll be fired.
Of course, Atkins might have been onto something. Skinny, but with a heart that looks like the inside of a Fry Daddy.

Jake
 
Yuuummmm Yuuummmm Mena Suvari, not bacon but looks like she could use a good spankin, among other things.:o :rolleyes: :p :D :eek: :o
Problem is she doesn't have enough bacon, or ham, too spank thoroughly.:rolleyes: :grumpy:
 
I knew it was too good to be true.

"Your zip code 325XX is covered by our Atlanta office.
Due to overwhelming demand, there are currently no BaconWhores appointments available in the next two weeks. Check back soon for updated availability!"

Atlanta is a 6 hr. drive from here.... at least I tried.


Ad Astra
 
Yvsa said:
Nasty just got another cacti!!!! :eek: ;)
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hehehe...for that comment no less! I'm becoming a regular chicklet ho... :D

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Steely sez "I wonder what the Kosher version would be. MuttonWhores maybe?" I don't think so. Levitical law specifically says that bestiality is off limits. Sheep are only kosher for eating, not extra curricular activity :rolleyes:
 
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