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it's the 1880's,wild west,dodge city,saw dust saloon
a gunslinger walks into a bar looks over and their's Wyatt Earp sitting there playing cards.the gunslinger saunders over to the table and says,"Mr. Earp,i really admire you and just wanted you to know i plan on being the best gunslinger the west has ever seen and i was wondering if you had any tips for me."
well,wyatt leans his chair back and says"i don't normally give out tips in this business as it could be hazaedous to my health,but let me have a look at ya."
the boy steps back and Wyatt carefully overlooks him.
he nods and says"why yes i reckon you're a gunslinger alright,got the leather pants,the waxed holsters,the ivory handled guns.you look nice but can you shoot?"
the boy draws a gun,fires and shoots off the right cuff-link of the piano player.
Wyatt nods and says"what about your left hand?" before Earp could even finish the sentence the boy had drawn and shot off the left cuff-link.
Wyatt nods and says,"why i reckon thats pretty good shootin and yes i do have a tip for ya, go back there in that kitchen and get the cook to give you the biggest bucket of lard he has,take your guns and dip them all the way down into the lard,make sure you get the handles and everything.that's my tip."
the boy looks at him,confused and says,"well why on earth would i want to do that?"
Wyatt lowers his seat back to the table and looks at his cards and says"cause as soon as Doc Holiday over there finishes playing the piano,he's going to come over here,take those two guns of yours and stick em up your ***"
the boy didn't even stay around for the rest of the tip
a gunslinger walks into a bar looks over and their's Wyatt Earp sitting there playing cards.the gunslinger saunders over to the table and says,"Mr. Earp,i really admire you and just wanted you to know i plan on being the best gunslinger the west has ever seen and i was wondering if you had any tips for me."
well,wyatt leans his chair back and says"i don't normally give out tips in this business as it could be hazaedous to my health,but let me have a look at ya."
the boy steps back and Wyatt carefully overlooks him.
he nods and says"why yes i reckon you're a gunslinger alright,got the leather pants,the waxed holsters,the ivory handled guns.you look nice but can you shoot?"
the boy draws a gun,fires and shoots off the right cuff-link of the piano player.
Wyatt nods and says"what about your left hand?" before Earp could even finish the sentence the boy had drawn and shot off the left cuff-link.
Wyatt nods and says,"why i reckon thats pretty good shootin and yes i do have a tip for ya, go back there in that kitchen and get the cook to give you the biggest bucket of lard he has,take your guns and dip them all the way down into the lard,make sure you get the handles and everything.that's my tip."
the boy looks at him,confused and says,"well why on earth would i want to do that?"
Wyatt lowers his seat back to the table and looks at his cards and says"cause as soon as Doc Holiday over there finishes playing the piano,he's going to come over here,take those two guns of yours and stick em up your ***"
the boy didn't even stay around for the rest of the tip
