OT: Top this E-Bay pitch!!

[firkin]

I dare ya.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3033425981&category=39489&rd=1

 

[Aardvark]

I think you win. Left himself plenty of time to get out of town, too.

 

[firkin]

Whoops, that "auction" got yanked already...

Looks like someone at E-Bay didn't like the smell either.

Should have saved it, 'twas a real gem.