(OT) Words women use...

[BillTheCat]

Here's a another of those gender based humerous notes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WORDS WOMEN USE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are
right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a
woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that
it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will
get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to
not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you
retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often
used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go
Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned,
you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that
you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some
callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask
what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

Please send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn them about future
arguments they can avoid if remembering all the terminology.

And send to all your women friends to get a good laugh

 

[SkagSig40]

Boy is that true!!!!! Thanks for the good laugh!

 

[Pappy]

I've heard all of those words at one time or another and, I try not to stir crap where there is none. Even with all these warnings it still is hard to tell just how they are feeling. It seems to me that some times they give mixed signals too so, a guy can't always tell just what she means. Like, the last time she used that phraze she ment so, and this time that is not what she means at all. How can you figure it?

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

It's all part of the mind control they practice on us men. Their underlying motives aren't all that sinister or complex, they just figure if they can keep a man guessing they can keep him interested. Oops I've said too much, she told me it was a secret,................. was that the doorbell?.................Help, there must be twenty of 'em, and they're packing tupperware..............I'm done now for sure............Me and my big mouth..........


Sar........

 

[MauiRob]

It's all part of the mind control they practice on us men. Their underlying motives aren't all that sinister or complex, they just figure if they can keep a man guessing they can keep him interested. Oops I've said too much, she told me it was a secret,................. was that the doorbell?.................Help, there must be twenty of 'em, and they're packing tupperware..............I'm done now for sure............Me and my big mouth

LMAO

Great post BTC!!! How true, how true

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

on the trickier nuances of the feminine lingo.

Keith