OT:Wyatt and his boot problem

[yiterp]

Wyatt was wanting a new pair of boots to impress his misses.Seeing a extra nice pair at the general store he decided to buy them.He wears them home,walking proudly.He walks into there room and says to his misses,"Notice anything different,Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over,"Nope"

Wyatt says excitendly,"Come on Bessie.take a good look,notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again,"Nope"

Frustrated,Wyatt storms off into the bathroom,undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.Again he asks a little louder this time,"Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says,"Wyatt whats different? It's hanging down today,it was hanging down yesterday,it'll be hanging down tomorow."

Furious,Wyatt yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT IS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

To which Bessie replies,"Shoulda bought a hat,Wyatt.Shoulda bought a hat."

 

[Nasty]

Wasn't Bessie's maiden name "Mexico"?

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[Yvsa]

Bessie looks up and says,"Wyatt whats different? It's hanging down today,it was hanging down yesterday,it'll be hanging down tomorow."

Furious,Wyatt yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT IS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

To which Bessie replies,"Shoulda bought a hat,Wyatt.Shoulda bought a hat."

Yiterp?

Wyatt Earp's Ghost is gonna be a hauntin you if you keep up with these digs against his manhood.

I've heard tell that Wyatt's prowess as a Swordsman wit the local saloon girls, young widers, and loose legged young gals was as legendary as his skill with his six gun.

 

[Yvsa]

Wasn't Bessie's maiden name "Mexico"?

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Actually Uwinv I heard Bessie's maiden name was, "Viva La Raza e Viva La Mexico de la Tombstone." :footinmou

But I still believe the pilgrim who tol' me dat didn't know frum whense he bespoken seein' as how he be the ol' Turley Town Drunk and Hobo.
Haf to admit he be well traveled even seein' as how ya had to stand downwind from him though.:barf: