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A lady goes into a bar and sees Wyatt Earp with his feet propped up on a table.He has the biggest feet she has ever seen.The woman asks Wyatt if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
Wyatt says,"Sure is,why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with Wyatt.The next day she hands Wyatt a $100.00 bill,blushing Wyatt says,"I'm flattered nobody has ever payed me for my prowess before."
To this the woman says,"Well don't be,take the money and go buy some boots that fit."
Wyatt says,"Sure is,why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with Wyatt.The next day she hands Wyatt a $100.00 bill,blushing Wyatt says,"I'm flattered nobody has ever payed me for my prowess before."
To this the woman says,"Well don't be,take the money and go buy some boots that fit."
