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A bunch of indians capture Wyatt Earp and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.the chief says to Wyatt,"you going to die.But we sorry for you,so give you one wish a day for three days.On sundown of the third day, you die.What is the first wish?"
Wyatt says,"I want to see my horse"
The indians get his horse.Wyatt grabs the horse's ear and wispers something,then slaps the horse on the ass.The horse takes off
Two hours later,the horse comes back with a naked blonde.She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Wyatt.The indians looks at each other figuring,"Typical white man-can only think of one thing."
The second day,the chief says,"What is your wish for today?"
Wyatt says,"I want to see my horse again."
The indians bring him his horse.Wyatt leans over to the horse and wispers something in the horses ear,then slaps it on the ass.
Two hours later,the horse comes back with a naked redhead.She gets off and goes in the teepee with Wyatt.The indians shake their head,figuring,"Typical white man-going to die tomorrow and only think of one thing."
The last day comes,and the chief says,"This is your last wish,Wyatt.What you want?"
Wyatt says,"I want to see my horse again."
The indians bring him his horse
Wyatt grabs the horse by both ears,twists them hard and yells,Read my lips! POSSE,damn it! P-O-S-S-E
Wyatt says,"I want to see my horse"
The indians get his horse.Wyatt grabs the horse's ear and wispers something,then slaps the horse on the ass.The horse takes off
Two hours later,the horse comes back with a naked blonde.She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with Wyatt.The indians looks at each other figuring,"Typical white man-can only think of one thing."
The second day,the chief says,"What is your wish for today?"
Wyatt says,"I want to see my horse again."
The indians bring him his horse.Wyatt leans over to the horse and wispers something in the horses ear,then slaps it on the ass.
Two hours later,the horse comes back with a naked redhead.She gets off and goes in the teepee with Wyatt.The indians shake their head,figuring,"Typical white man-going to die tomorrow and only think of one thing."
The last day comes,and the chief says,"This is your last wish,Wyatt.What you want?"
Wyatt says,"I want to see my horse again."
The indians bring him his horse
Wyatt grabs the horse by both ears,twists them hard and yells,Read my lips! POSSE,damn it! P-O-S-S-E
