OT:Wyatt Earp and the girl

[yiterp]

Wyatt Earp was having a slow day as a Lawman and decided to take a ride outside Tombstone.
As he was riding down the trail he noticed a damn good looking young lady walking with no shoes on.
Wyatt slows his horse down to talk to the young lady and says you're the best looking thing i have seen in along time--what would it take for me to get togeather with you?
The young lady says--How about a pair of store bought shoes?
Wyatt says-no problem at all--hop on the back of my horse and we'll go into town.
Wyatt takes her to the general store and instead of one pair of shoes he buys her two--and the two of them leave and head to Wyatts room.
The two of them in up in bed right away and Wyatt is just going at it--he is moaning and groaning and the young lady is as well--the young lady raises her legs high and gets even louder with the moaning.
Wyatt says to the young lady--i see you are really enjoying this!
The young lady says back--not really just admiring my shoes!!

 

[Green Ice]

Ole Wyatt should be glad she didn't want a pair of boots with spurs.

Ice

 

[raghorn]

Wyatt says to the young lady--i see you are really enjoying this! The young lady says back--not really just admiring my shoes!!

Hmmm... I think I met her once.

 

[Nasty]

Shoes on in bed?

I say her name is "Canada".

Did I win?

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[Yvsa]

An old aquaintance I worked with long, long, ago always said that the Snickers candy bar was the best candy bar in the world.
Bob was in the old Submariner Fleet and they were often at sea for months. In one port of call Bob went to relieve his carnal needs and while doing so said his partner(?) was thoroughly enjoying eating a Snickers candy bar while he was doing so.
I don't think Bob ever quite got over that.