OT: Zombie survival quiz

62% Official Survivor. I messed up along the way, but made it out alive....that's what counts :D :rolleyes:


These zombie threads are giving me night mares...... :rolleyes:
 
Looks like I'm in good company, Gin.

Zombie Survivor Test said:
Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 65%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

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How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 88% on survivalpoints

Must have been due to the overloaded pickup truck and all those people I stopped to rescue off the rooftops. :D
 
Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 64%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.


Had to pick "machete" - khukuri wasn't an option.

In a real life scenario I would have cheated, somehow.


Ad Astra :footinmou
 
Yeah, I figured my low score was from rescuing all the people, too. But hey, I'm a softie. Wouldn't want them to befall any disaster.....can zombies climb walls and trees? :confused: Do I need to put my house on stilts?? :confused: Inquiring minds need to know :rolleyes:
 
Not being the resident horror flick person.....too many nightmares....no one to snuggle up with.......I had to actually look up the real definition of zombie to see what we were going up against.

zom·bie also zom·bi Audio pronunciation of "zombie" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (zmb)
n. pl. zom·bies, also zom·bis

1. A snake god of voodoo cults in West Africa, Haiti, and the southern United States.
2.
1. A supernatural power or spell that according to voodoo belief can enter into and reanimate a corpse.
2. A corpse revived in this way.
3. One who looks or behaves like an automaton.
4. A tall mixed drink made of various rums, liqueur, and fruit juice.


Nasty, ummmmm......... Capt and coke??? :confused: :rolleyes: ummmm.........I"m supposed to be fighting this?? :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
 
mamav said:
.....can zombies climb walls and trees? :confused: Do I need to put my house on stilts?? :confused: Inquiring minds need to know :rolleyes:

absolutely;)
 
WooHoo!

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 89%!

You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

You scored higher than 99% on survivalpoints



Well there's a little ego boost this morning. :rolleyes: ;)

I stopped and rescued too, so maybe that wasn't a bad thing after all. I figured I just wanted to make my party bigger and stronger so ...

I was hoping kukri would be an option at the end too (big surprise there!)

I went for the baseball bat, figuring I would be exhausted and swinging a large stick is one of those innate, robotic things that still lurks within.


Good luck comrades.

bamboo
 
Dang...the site is blocked and I can't take the test until I get home. Lucky for me that I have my hammer here at work...I will probably make it home just fine!

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Armed and Dangerous

Congratulations! You scored 93%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

The first time I scored 25%... :o This time, the 2nd time, I decided not to save anyone, take a pickup, and take as much of everything I can with me... :D
 
99% on survival points, survived with a comfortable margin, but according to the (?) expert, I'm too generous in saving other people. Is that a defect??? I thought that was expected of us ol' street cops :D
 
Doesn't the ol' street cop usually get eaten about 3/4 of the way through the training films?

It's like being the new red suit on Star Trek...the one with the neon sign hanging overhead saying "Dead meat"...

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I just saw "Shaun of the Dead"... and the way those two wank_rs were bashing Zombies with a cricket paddle makes it look easy for the average Cantinista or Convex Mafioso. A light khuk, like a Chainpuri or Siru would suffice. Zombies are fairly mushy. Don't get any Z-juice on you.

Great flick. Two Zombie thumbs up.


m, Ad Astra :D :eek: :( :rolleyes: :footinmou :cool: :p ;)
 
Ad Astra said:
Great flick. Two Zombie thumbs up.

Only two? At the rate those things multiply, it should get at least 6 thumbs up...

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Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 93%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

I am looking forward to seeing "Land Of The Dead" when it comes out next month :D
 
Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 74%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.
 
Spectre said:
I scored only 78%, but "higher than 99% on survivalpoints"? Eh?

John
John,

All that means is that your survival instincts are excellent. You just won't live long enough to use them. :( :confused: :p ;) :D

~ b
 
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