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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
>> notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders
>> hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>>The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied
>> to a dog and cat.
>> The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, "That sure is a nice
>> fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
>> says.
>> The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
>> wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>>"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell
>> you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
>>around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
>> The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then
>>I wouldn't have a siren."
>> notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders
>> hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>>The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied
>> to a dog and cat.
>> The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, "That sure is a nice
>> fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
>> says.
>> The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
>> wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>>"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell
>> you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
>>around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
>> The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then
>>I wouldn't have a siren."
