Jerry Busse
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It is a $AD $AD day at Busse Combat my friends!
Yesterday afternoon, Idahog Skunk led his team to victory by finding the first tag of the contest and claiming OINK Prize # 1. It was appropriately stuffed into the tail pipe of a Harley Davidson Hog that sits in front of the Harley Davidson Cafe. . .
Late last night, while adhering to the school of thought that states, " . . . the best place to hide something is under a person's nose", we were partying at Coyote Ugly. It was there that I witnessed one of the most frightening sights I have EVER seen. While Karona, Shaggi, and Jennifer were dancing ON THE BAR (good times. . . good times. . .
) at one end of the night club, I made the mistake of peering across the dance floor to the other side only to see Idahogette (Mrs. Skunk) standing on top of the other bar, frantically tearing down several hundred bras and "squashing" them one at a time and then violently discarding them. She was a woman possessed!!! I briefly turned my back to Mrs. Skunk and tried to get Jennifer to see what was happening. When I turned back around, Mrs. Skunk was gone! 
I had hopes that the bouncers had carried her out of there before it was too late. . . . I was wrong!
She had found the GRAND PRIZE Tag that had been sewn into the cup of one of Shaggi's bras. I had even bent the tag so that it would not make any impression on the fabric!!!
As I exited the bar to weep silently to myself in the lobby, Drew walks up to me, nonchalantly, and hands me the OINK # 2 prize tag!!!! He had just run several miles down the strip from the Riviera where he had found the tag hidden in the right shoe of one of the "Crazy Girls" bronze statues that stand in front of the casino where they have played for 16 years!!!!
These three prizes add up to an $11,000.00 kick in the pork tenders!!!
Needless to say my friends, I can not sustain that large of a "financial hit" without drinking a lot of beer!!!!! So, I returned to the bar and drank myself stupid!!! But everytime I left the bar to use the restroom I had to look at the three little pigs (Skunk, Mrs. Skunk, and Drew), sitting there in the lobby on the first bench outside of the door, smiling like pigs in trough mud!!!! As I stepped outside to get some fresh air. . . .I could hear snorting and squeeling from around the globe as the home team HOGs wallowed in their victory!!!
All is lost. . . .
I hate ALL of you . . .
Congrats to the HOGs who won!!!
I need to go drink some breakfast!!!!!!
PorKeyes, BuyBrown, and others are still searching. . . . I wish you failure my HOGGISH friends!!!!!
Jerry

Yesterday afternoon, Idahog Skunk led his team to victory by finding the first tag of the contest and claiming OINK Prize # 1. It was appropriately stuffed into the tail pipe of a Harley Davidson Hog that sits in front of the Harley Davidson Cafe. . .
Late last night, while adhering to the school of thought that states, " . . . the best place to hide something is under a person's nose", we were partying at Coyote Ugly. It was there that I witnessed one of the most frightening sights I have EVER seen. While Karona, Shaggi, and Jennifer were dancing ON THE BAR (good times. . . good times. . .


I had hopes that the bouncers had carried her out of there before it was too late. . . . I was wrong!
She had found the GRAND PRIZE Tag that had been sewn into the cup of one of Shaggi's bras. I had even bent the tag so that it would not make any impression on the fabric!!!
As I exited the bar to weep silently to myself in the lobby, Drew walks up to me, nonchalantly, and hands me the OINK # 2 prize tag!!!! He had just run several miles down the strip from the Riviera where he had found the tag hidden in the right shoe of one of the "Crazy Girls" bronze statues that stand in front of the casino where they have played for 16 years!!!!
These three prizes add up to an $11,000.00 kick in the pork tenders!!!

Needless to say my friends, I can not sustain that large of a "financial hit" without drinking a lot of beer!!!!! So, I returned to the bar and drank myself stupid!!! But everytime I left the bar to use the restroom I had to look at the three little pigs (Skunk, Mrs. Skunk, and Drew), sitting there in the lobby on the first bench outside of the door, smiling like pigs in trough mud!!!! As I stepped outside to get some fresh air. . . .I could hear snorting and squeeling from around the globe as the home team HOGs wallowed in their victory!!!
All is lost. . . .
I hate ALL of you . . .
Congrats to the HOGs who won!!!
I need to go drink some breakfast!!!!!!
PorKeyes, BuyBrown, and others are still searching. . . . I wish you failure my HOGGISH friends!!!!!
Jerry