oXide's BeckerHead quote of the month 1k post contest!!1!!

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So, this contest is my 1000th post, and I felt like it was time for me to start giving back. Not that I have all that much to give back, the prizes will consist mystery prize boxes, with between 1 and 15 items, and I make no promises.

So the rules are as follows:

1. Open to all active members of the BK&T sub-forum, mods are excluded from this requirement (i.e. If your a mod for the W&C forum, you don't need posts in the BK&T sub-forum other than your entry here, just some mad snark skills). :cool:

2. Must own at least one BK&T knife, mods are not excluded from this requirement, if you don't have a Becker, you can't play. :(

3. Must be in good standing with the forum. :eek:

4. All quote entries must be in by May 21st at 9:00 PM EST, at this time we will proceed to stage 2 of my master plan for world domination via quote of the month. :thumbup:

5. There will be UP TO but not necessarily 3 winners. ;)

6. You can enter as many sigline sized quotes as you want, but you are only eligible for ONE prize, even if you win all 3 possible spots, you only get one prize box. :grumpy:

7. No chatting here, I will make a separate discussion thread for "sharing snarky resources". :D

8. Stage one of master plan (mentioned earlier) will yield up to 20 finalists that will proceed to stage 2. (finalist quotes, not necessarily finalist users) :)

9. I'll tell you what the shipping method is based on the prize you choose. This is open to all countries, but outside of the Continental U.S. I'm going to have to ask that you pay shipping.


Your objective: Find the best quotes from BeckerHeads you can, starting from May 1st up to May 21st (subject to change based on whatever I feel like).

Prize teasers will be posted in stage 2. :p

Contest ends (entire thing) May 31st, winners may not be chosen until June.

Disclaimer: This contest is in no way endorsed, supported, or sponsored by Blade Forums, BK&T, or KA-BAR. If you contract carpel tunnel in the process of this contest, no one but yourself is responsible, not me, not Ethan, not KA-BAR, not the Mods, no one. Except you. I reserve the right to alter this contest and thereby post at my own discretion, with or without consultation of participants, observers, Mods (to some degree), and anyone else.

P.S.



NO CHATTING!!!
 
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OK, Since I threw an annoying muppet in the chat thread, I think I'll try to throw some CPR on this contest since Oxide was nice enough to want to do it. I enter the quote in my sigline. I'm not usually a "LOL" type of guy, but this one was so so absurd that I did. It's also the first (real) quote I've had in a sigline.
 
I'm not in.

'cause it's probably gonna end up that it is not a contest and there is no prize.
 
I'm not in.

'cause it's probably gonna end up that it is not a contest and there is no prize.

This is a contest, as I stated in the "Let's Play a Game" 'not-a-contest' thread, this is a real contest. If you read that one thoroughly it wouldn't have been a problem. Also, had you read the OP of this one, you would have seen that it said no chatting, twice.
 
Looks like Grey Bush will be well represented here, though Josh may already have won this judging by his quote. Any who, here's mine:

I think flying across the the globe to get drunk with a teenager may be frowned upon by authorities....
 
the kind that makes you sweat your a$$ off at mopp 4 you know the kind you rat f#$% the bag for so you can stuff more useful stuff in for the chopper ride to your new fob and leave that stuff safely under your rack in a nice pack so you can turn it all in when you demob:D

There was another I gotta find from the other day... :grumpy:
Thanks for the chance Oxide!
 
Bump because tomorrow, May 21st, 2012, at 9 PM EST, that means 9 PM in New York/Orlando/Miami, entries will be cut off. I'll make another post at such time to make a clear cut off, and then we will proceed to stage 2. Mystery box teasers will be part of stage 2.
 
And here is the cut off, I'm going to verify the dates of each quote and post stage 2 in a little while.
 
LMAO. Holy resurrection Batman!!! Without reading the discussion thread, I'm going to guess that...there were no winners.

I think he might have chosen himself, because number 5 requirement is hilarious. I will attempt to restructure the requirement based on nearly three years of dead thread with no resolution.

5. There will be UP TO but not necessarily any winners.
 
Wait... why did this pop up on the first page, like it was a new post?

When I commented it was on the first page as if someone had just commented on it...
 
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