oXide's BeckerHead quote of the month 1k post contest, Stage 2!

[oXide]

Ok, so the finalist quotes are decided.

But, before I divulge such information, here are the rules for stage 2.

1. There can be no more than 1/3 winners compared to participants, that means for every 3 finalist quotes, one winner. Any ties will be resolved by the flip of….. Whatever denomination of coin I can find.

2. There will be discussion allowed here, but no trying to sway another's vote, anyone who tries will either be disqualified (votes for your submitted quote ignored) or have to send me a laser etched BK11 with a kydex sheath (if you don't have a finalist quote).

3. Stay on topic, please.

4. Have fun! (this rule is secondary to rules 2 and 3)

Finalist quotes are:

Submitted by C_Tanner:

I'd jack off a bobcat for a S30V BK16

Submitted by OneLeggedJosh:

i wasn't drunk enough to have anything that was throbbing end up in my jaw though....

Submitted by RogueBowie:

I think flying across the the globe to get drunk with a teenager may be frowned upon by authorities....

These are the 3 entries that qualified and passed my snark tests (funny, slightly above PG, and above all else, posted by BeckerHeads, the original posts, not the submissions).

Other noteworthy entries include:

my bk7 got me laid...

oXide's BeackerHead quote of the month contest Discussion Thread.

Get to it.

Contest

Shouldn't this have been posted in the Beacker Forum?

I thought this one was pretty funny

And now for those Mystery prize teasers I told you about:

I'm reflective and protective.

I'm noticeable and have a button.

I'm brightly colored and possibly dangerous.


Each of the listed teaser describes a separate prize, when the poll closes, the winner should contact me via email, not PM, with their address, and quote the chosen teaser in this thread.

 

[RogueBowie]

EDIT: NVM I think I clicked your thread before your poll was up.

 

[Greybush]

I would have voted for Beakerhead

 

[RogueBowie]

I would have voted for Beakerhead

You're just being modest since you dominate 2/3 of the content!

 

[FAL'ER]

voted bobcat

 

[CamH_16]

Rougue, why dont you vote for yourself? Everyone has voted for their own entries already...

 

[oXide]

Guys, this poll will go on until June 1st, so make sure you vote for who you want, it's not gonna end in 20 minutes.

Also, Cam, I'll be awaiting that laser etched BK11 with kydex.

 

[RogueBowie]

Rougue, why dont you vote for yourself? Everyone has voted for their own entries already...

Would that I could

anyone who tries will either be disqualified (votes for your submitted quote ignored) or have to send me a laser etched BK11 with a kydex sheath (if you don't have a finalist quote).

 

[oXide]

I don't care if you vote for yourself, just don't tell other people who to vote for.

Edit: I almost forgot, those Mystery prize teasers..... I'm gonna think of riddles and I'll update the OP.

 

[RogueBowie]

I don't care if you vote for yourself, just don't tell other people who to vote for.

Edit: I almost forgot, those Mystery prize teasers..... I'm gonna think of riddles and I'll update the OP.

Oh cool, guess I misread your wording. I'll toss in a vote for my submission but it looks like everyone else is already pulling ahead of me pretty well.

 

[oXide]

Oh cool, guess I misread your wording. I'll toss in a vote for my submission but it looks like everyone else is already pulling ahead of me pretty well.

The wording inside of the parenthesis are the consequences for attempting to sway votes.

 

[oXide]

Bump because as of tomorrow I'm gonna be gone until the 4th and I know there are more than 23 active users on this forum!

 

[oXide]

The winner is C_Tanner, and I NEED him to email me his address by Thursday, along with the riddle prize he wants. So yeah, congratulations, now get on it.