pain vs brain

John Powell

John Powell

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Recently a forumite was nice enough to send me a photograph of a kukri described as a "British/Nepal kukri WW II" and is marked MS/43.
He also sent an interesting note from the Wilkinson Sword Collectors Society.

Sir, I apologize to you. I have lost your snail mail address and cannot find the initial thread on the forum. If you would please contact me again I will pass along some answers for you.
 
I wish. It took me 25 minutes to write that little paragraph and then try to figure out what I said. I hope the forumite in question isn't too insulted and contacts me.

You I can insult anytime.
 
John, I saw my own doctor yesterday. Before my appointment I was under the following orders:

1) No Drinking
2) No Smoking
3) No Sex ( medication side effect )
4) No Chocolate or Ice Cream ( Diabetes )

When she couldn't find anything else wrong and I'd lost 3 1/2 pounds in the last two weeks, she decided my heart rate had gone from 88 to 92 and I needed to now reduce caffeine, even if I did only drink one or two cups a day up till now. So as of this morning you can add to the list:

5) No Coffee

Pardon me while I pour the last cup and finish off the pot. Then it's back to trying to persuade the Fish and Game Commission to open Rifle, Handgun, Black Powder, and Archery seasons on M.Deitys. (Inside buildings of course would be limited to shotguns to reduce overpenetration.)
 
While you're talking to Fish & Game see if they can climb into the world of reality when it comes to CITES agreements. Europe has it down pat and doesn't charge an arm and a leg just to satisfy some dorky politician.

Where's the guy who asked me the original question? I'm losing it.
 
Hey Rusty,

You know after you give up all those things you're still gonna die anyway, right?

;)

Just kidding. I stay away from sugar, refined carbohydrates, coffee, and cigarettes myself, just because I like life better that way.

Currently I abstain from sex, but it's involuntary. I just need to find someone dumb enough to have sex with me.

Wine I still enjoy in moderation. I've been drinking through my inventory. I made a lot of wine for several years and the bottles have been in the basement gathering dust. They're not bad. I better get on home and open a bottle, now that I think of it.
 
Bruise and Skag, I PLEDGE to find out who this mystery forumite is. Maybe he has a CREST I could look up which would be FANTASTIK and I'm sure there will be a CASCADE of questions after this weird post.
 
..akabu's (?) - "If you want to be Chinese, you've got to eat the nasty stuff".......Jokes, too? :rolleyes:
 
Jokes aside, there is nothing better than great Chinese food. Sorry guys, I couldn't think of a SWIFTER retort.
 
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