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HOWDY! HOWDY! HOWDY!
I know that the magazine's able to be looked at, but when I try to sign in, I'm asked for my name and password.
I emailed for this info yesterday and haven't received a reply, ergo my cutsie little post here.
May I have my name and password please?
(Chances are you'll wanna email 'em to me at: vampiregerbil@aol.com rather than posting 'em here)
Thanking you in advance for your quick reply, as well as your being dressed appropriately while typing said reply,
I remain,
VG
PS - Did ya ever notice those stores that say:
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO SERVICE!!
?
Well lemme tell ya somethin....
Ya gotta wear pants too! I went to my local 7-10 (The owners can only get a babysitter until 10, ya know?) wearing my finest Gucci shoes and a lovely floral t-shirt.
It was a rather warm evening so I decided to leave the pants at home (My shirt has 23 pockets, so I was able to carry the money in them), so in I go and and I hear a combination screech/sigh/lustful moan from the sari-clad owner of the establishment who was chatting on the telephone.
Removing the phone from her ear, she quipped at me in a witty manner, "I am sorry sir, but you must wear pants to shop at my humble establishment and besides, your skin makes your posterior look flabby"
Aghast, I checked out my butt in the reflection of the Goatmilk Fridge and thought that my butt looked fine, in a symetrically wobbling kinda way, and said, "But the sign says .... well, I already told ya what the sign said, so there's no point in me re-typing:
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO SERVICE!!
(wooopsie)
So Missus Sariness (It's the name I decided to call her, even though she didn't seem apologetic at all!) says, "Get out, get out, oh my goodness, GET OUT!"
This was sorta embarrassing since the local Cub Scouts had stopped in to forage for cookies and were asking their Scoutmaster all sorts of questions about me.
ANYways, the bottom line is this:
May I have my name and password please?
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 01-11-2000).]
I know that the magazine's able to be looked at, but when I try to sign in, I'm asked for my name and password.
I emailed for this info yesterday and haven't received a reply, ergo my cutsie little post here.
May I have my name and password please?
(Chances are you'll wanna email 'em to me at: vampiregerbil@aol.com rather than posting 'em here)
Thanking you in advance for your quick reply, as well as your being dressed appropriately while typing said reply,
I remain,
VG
PS - Did ya ever notice those stores that say:
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO SERVICE!!
?
Well lemme tell ya somethin....
Ya gotta wear pants too! I went to my local 7-10 (The owners can only get a babysitter until 10, ya know?) wearing my finest Gucci shoes and a lovely floral t-shirt.
It was a rather warm evening so I decided to leave the pants at home (My shirt has 23 pockets, so I was able to carry the money in them), so in I go and and I hear a combination screech/sigh/lustful moan from the sari-clad owner of the establishment who was chatting on the telephone.
Removing the phone from her ear, she quipped at me in a witty manner, "I am sorry sir, but you must wear pants to shop at my humble establishment and besides, your skin makes your posterior look flabby"
Aghast, I checked out my butt in the reflection of the Goatmilk Fridge and thought that my butt looked fine, in a symetrically wobbling kinda way, and said, "But the sign says .... well, I already told ya what the sign said, so there's no point in me re-typing:
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO SERVICE!!
(wooopsie)
So Missus Sariness (It's the name I decided to call her, even though she didn't seem apologetic at all!) says, "Get out, get out, oh my goodness, GET OUT!"
This was sorta embarrassing since the local Cub Scouts had stopped in to forage for cookies and were asking their Scoutmaster all sorts of questions about me.
ANYways, the bottom line is this:
May I have my name and password please?
------------------
Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 01-11-2000).]
