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Well, I'm married now (just celebrated the 1 year anniversary last weekend) and I no longer have any need for pick-up lines, (didn't really when I was single either) but my wife was asking me about pick up lines, and whether they ever worked (apparently the subject came up at a girls night), and it got me thinking, I'd only ever had one clever pick up line, and never had the occasion to use it.
The only problem with my one clever pick up line is that it only works for a very small precentage of the population:
"Hi, I'm Tony, and I'm dyslexic, so y noT?"
There's no telling if it would have worked, after all, I'm ugly, but I thought it might be fun to see if there where any knife makers pick up lines that I'd never heard of before, you know, something like; "I make things hotter and get harder than any other guy here" or some such clever (sort of) thing that would really probably never work, but are fun to joke about.
So, any others?
The only problem with my one clever pick up line is that it only works for a very small precentage of the population:
"Hi, I'm Tony, and I'm dyslexic, so y noT?"
There's no telling if it would have worked, after all, I'm ugly, but I thought it might be fun to see if there where any knife makers pick up lines that I'd never heard of before, you know, something like; "I make things hotter and get harder than any other guy here" or some such clever (sort of) thing that would really probably never work, but are fun to joke about.
So, any others?
