Pics of boats

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Hey guys, I am still pretty new here and am working towards my Rat pak #. You all seem like a great group and I don't think I need to tell you about the knives. I am just wondering though? Does Boats have a seperate hard drive of all these wierd pics? Where does he get them from ( I may not want to know the answer to that)? How does he find them all? Thanks :-)
 
we're not totally sure.............i think he's a super secret porn photographer. or he WISHES he was a super secret porn photographer.
 
There's no mystery. Some of them I took with my camera, but I am minus a decent camera at the moment. Some I find and copy to my hard drive for modification, uplinking to new hosting and then placing here. Most are just hot linked results from google.

My google fu is pretty strong because I research things for a living. You gotta be decent at boolean searches if you don't want to waste enormous amounts of time sifting results.

Example:

A stupid search is "bikini."
A better search is "micro bikini" image size large.
A possibly better search is "swimsuit+model+portfolio -porn -pornography" image size large.

A great search is "micro+bikini+swimsuit+model+portfolio-pouch-porn-pornography-male" image size large.

Then you get a hit like this on the first page of results.

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Page 2 hit:

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You're welcome--and it works for web page hits too. The seconds you burn thinking about what you want to find (and avoid) are minutes saved on the back end not going through garbage hits.

There are entire search engine efforts online and underway to mitigate the fact that most people do not really think through what it is they are trying to find, so literally thousands of software engineers and mathematicians work daily here and abroad trying to develop an instant workaround to inherent search laziness.

You have to think about what you don't want to find, and eliminate it up front if possible, as much OR MORE as you do about what you do want to find.
 
Thanks boats, I enjoy your posted photos, and that one of tony really made me laugh
 
Wow!!!!!!! Thats cool I'm going to have to start trying that. Never thought about what I didn't want to find................... I don't think I would put -porn........ ya never know.
and what is "-pouch" ? Do I want to know?
 
Wow!!!!!!! Thats cool I'm going to have to start trying that. Never thought about what I didn't want to find................... I don't think I would put -porn........ ya never know.
and what is "-pouch" ? Do I want to know?

-pouch avoids the so called "banana hammocks." Trust me, you want to avoid.

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aw, man, I thought this was gonna be about canoes or dive boats or something. :0(
 
yeah now that I look at it the title is a bit misleading. Sorry 'bout that. Hmmm I think I might put -pouch on all my searches just to be safe. Great info Boat. Thanks

edit: how did you find a picture of my cat?
 
OK, I guess I can let the pussy outta the sack on this one, there is no Boats, he's just a porn generating program Jeff invented and Tony and I loaded onto the forum.

B-o-a-t-s stands for Billions of ass and tit shots.


Puter program likes to argue about illegals and hand guns too.....weird side effect.
 
OK, I guess I can let the pussy outta the sack on this one, there is no Boats, he's just a porn generating program Jeff invented and Tony and I loaded onto the forum.

B-o-a-t-s stands for Billions of ass and tit shots.


Puter program likes to argue about illegals and hand guns too.....weird side effect.

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.


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aw, man, I thought this was gonna be about canoes or dive boats or something. :0(

So that you won't be disappointed, here's a photo of one of my Packrafts, which is so light (5lbs 8oz) that its easily carried on a little finger (as shown). Alpacka Raft tested this boat with four 200 lbs guys in it....... And it passed with flying colours!
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