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Well, a friend asked me Friday to recommend a knife, and it made a good excuse this afternoon to play around with some of my modest collection, and I found myself looking back and forth between the BF Blue Native and one of the new Pink Crickets, and it got me to thinking...
Wouldn't the Native look really cool in the shocking pink zytel that we've seen a bit of around here lately? Wouldn't it contrast nicely to the blue Native? Since the clips are reversible, you can wear one on each side...
Wouldn't it be nice to have this little go-anywhere-do-anything knife available in the color voted most likely to let you be allowed to take it anywhere (notwithstanding the smirks of airport security, et.al.)?
And since pink and blue are the traditional colors associated with babies, now you can use the birth of a child (be it yours, a relative's, coworker's, or just that of someone who lives in the same ZIP code as you) to easily manufacture a flimsy excuse to explain to family members why you need to buy a pink Native (completing your set, or both pink and blue, if you haven't got your BF Native yet)
(My apologies to those who thought, however briefly, that the thread title meant such a thing was available. Void where prohibited. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Whereever you go, there you are.)
-- Carl
...who's-sure-Sal-must-have-a-few-spare-tons-
of-pink-Zytel-burning-a-hole-in-his-pocket...
Wouldn't the Native look really cool in the shocking pink zytel that we've seen a bit of around here lately? Wouldn't it contrast nicely to the blue Native? Since the clips are reversible, you can wear one on each side...
Wouldn't it be nice to have this little go-anywhere-do-anything knife available in the color voted most likely to let you be allowed to take it anywhere (notwithstanding the smirks of airport security, et.al.)?
And since pink and blue are the traditional colors associated with babies, now you can use the birth of a child (be it yours, a relative's, coworker's, or just that of someone who lives in the same ZIP code as you) to easily manufacture a flimsy excuse to explain to family members why you need to buy a pink Native (completing your set, or both pink and blue, if you haven't got your BF Native yet)

(My apologies to those who thought, however briefly, that the thread title meant such a thing was available. Void where prohibited. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Whereever you go, there you are.)
-- Carl
...who's-sure-Sal-must-have-a-few-spare-tons-
of-pink-Zytel-burning-a-hole-in-his-pocket...