Pirate Member Privilege

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Davor

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What privileges does a Pirate member have? Cost is $1,000/ 2 year membership.
 
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What's a pirates favorite letter?
 
What, Spark didn't tell you guys ? You get a one night stand with Caitlyn Jenner. ;)
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And the bartender asks; Hey buddy, what's with the wheel?
 
Maybe you get some stock in blade forums. I've been a member for years. At times I'm off the grid for months when life is throwing its curve balls, but when I get a change up down the plate, I'm back on browsing the same topics that interest me. Its a bit addicting, gladly a safe addiction, but entertaining. I brought this up b/c I wanted to sell some of my knives I acquired a couple of years ago and saw the $30 membership allowing you to sell. The pirate membership must be the dark web of knife forums.
 
That's Bananas... There is no way.
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You need to talk to one of the old timers here, someone who's been around from the beginning, they would know grasshoppah. But of course anyone who's been here long enough to know what you get, knows they'd have to kill you after they told you. Last time that happened gas was still $3.33/gal and IIRC they're still in the BFC's Triple P (Pirate's Protective Program) Glockmann's 2 car garage behind the 3 story survival bunker, just down range of the Pirates all nude gun range on some Island in the Pacific Ocean.

The brass collection girls are nude silly, everyone knows you don't fire mini guns in the nude, the hot brass singes your naughty bits but I've said too much already, I can hear the draggin' peg leg and scrapin' steel hook of the PGs Pirate Guard...who's there? I know you're out there, I can smell the barnacles on the planks..... NO, no, nnnooooooooooooooooo


This is a PSA, (Pirates Service Announcement) The PGs do not exist, there are no extra perks for the pirate level membership. Ted will be right back, he had to be taken to the CH, (C**e Hospital) seems he tripped over his own BS and had to be reconditioned, he's in recovery on the naked Stripper Cognac bar and will return to his normal PA (Pirate Approved) posting habits shortly We now return you to your regularly scheduled Tech Support session.

We'd like to take this time to thank you for choosing Blade Forums, we know there are many knife and knife like web sites out there and we appreciate that you chose us as your resource for everything knife, we strive to provide you with the most up to date information and the most inciteful conversations about anything knife related no matter how loosely connected.

The above statement and member in no way represent BFC, the opinions were strictly his own and not representative of the owner of this site or the members who help run it. In fact any agreement between him and them is purely coincidental and part of his own deranged imagination.

TED!!!!! get back over here, put your really long sleeved canvas jacket with the lovely leather straps and brass catches that buckle in the back. C'mone Ted, I hear them playin' Dead music in the nice soft padded room... you know the one, it has those special electro headphones that transmits the music directly to you brains with high voltage pulses.

Ted, put down the thorazine, that's for the moderators... ;)

High, this is Ted, I'm risking my freedom doing this but someone has to, someone has to tell everyone about the fantastic perks you get with the Pirate's level membership, there's women and booze and knives........

 This is the Central Scrutinizer, Ted's IV meds have finally kicked in and he shouldn't give anyone anymore problems tonight, please disregard anything he may have said, Ted's been under a lot of stress and he's currently under GOS (Government Ordered Sedation), Ted suffers from Acronym Stupidity Syndrome, (ASS) and we're working with his counselors and therapists who have high hopes he'll be able to return to the community in a productive and non confrontational manner, Thank you for your patience, ( This has been a message from the Central Scrutinizer)

Is he gone?...

Ok, there's a conspiracy afoot here and it goes all the way to the top, I'm gonna name names and I'm startin' with ...AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

This is the Central Scrutinizer again, seems it may be a little longer before Ted comes back, seems on his way home from the CH it seems he slipped on some drool outside the C**e's Red Head Thread and fell into the the hospital's security guard's tazer
 
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