Pittsburgh - zombie capital of the world (?)

hmmmmm putting a thread in the wrong forum sure seems like something someone would do if his gray matter had started to decompose. There may be one amongst us, fellas:grumpy: ;)

Jake
 
Well, I cannot deny that my gray matter started to decompose a while back (strangely, I first noticed it shortly after the birth of our first child), so even on a good day I am operating with a skullfull of gelatinous goo.

Eric
 
Okay...I'm gonna move him...someone else want to grab the "Undead or Not?" detector kit (patent pending) and a ball peen hammer (just in case)?
 
Thanks, Nasty. (Please hold off on the ball peen hammer, at least until I get through Halloween.) :)

Eric
 
Nasty said:
Okay...I'm gonna move him...someone else want to grab the "Undead or Not?" detector kit (patent pending) and a ball peen hammer (just in case)?
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I thought the ball peen WAS the detector? Smack 'em once in the knee. If it doesn't phase 'em, crack 'em in the skull. If he hollers, smack him in the other knee...just to make sure it was reaction of pain and not a undead moan. Once you are completely satisfied that he is still among the living, give the widdle baby an asprin....btw, congrats. You now have someone for "decoy duty" if you get in a tight spot:D

Jake
 
Steely_Gunz said:
I thought the ball peen WAS the detector? Smack 'em once in the knee. If it doesn't phase 'em, crack 'em in the skull. If he hollers, smack him in the other kneeJake
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Sounds like the old football cheer:

"RAH, RAH, REE! Kick'em in the knee!!!
RAH, RAH, RAS! Kick'em in the other knee!!!
 
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