Please guys, avoid VD problems

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Don't forget the little woman on Valentines Day. They let us play with our toys, so pick them up something nice today. I'm getting mine a drill press.

randy
 
I just emptied the dishwasher. Trust me, when she notices, she'll never have been more turned on.
 
VD? Oh...Valentine's Day.


Why did venereal disease pop in my head? Yeah let's avoid those too. ;):D
Good call on the condoms Bladite
 
I got mine a Becker Necker for Valentines Day---but gave it to her a few weeks early. :D Share the sickness !!! LOL :D
 
This is also my wedding anniversary, so I can't forget.

Can never go wrong with sending flowers to work - I know people complain about the cost, but you don't understand what you are buying. You think you are paying all that money for flowers that will be dead in a week. Wrong. What you are really paying for, is the reaction the other women at her work have when the delivery guy shows up with flowers for your lady. That little bit of jealousy and their thinking I am the greatest boyfriend/husband/etc - is what you are buying.

It's Valentine's Day - you send them a dozen red roses. Nothing else, nothing fancier, no bears, no carnations, none of that crap. Red roses, one dozen.

Trust me brothers, eight happy years and I just got the go ahead to buy a LEO trade in Glock with no discussion at all.
 
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