Please.

Bill Martino

Bill Martino

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When you order something won't you PLEASE tell me who you are, what you want, where to ship, and how you are going to pay.

It saves us both time and effort.
 
Do refer to the Sticky "Instructions for ordering special deals (or anything) by email.if you don't know the M.O."
 
Bill, I still think you should add the sticky link right between your pictures and the descriptions, with the title "If you are a first time buyer, here are the ordering rules". Or something like that.
 
Hey, this is that one friend of Monkeymahn's... Can you send me that thing I want--to my other address!

edit: should I be terrified that I just made a Bruise joke at the same time he was saying it? yikes!
 
Need I add that if you ignore the rules of ordering, someone else who has read and remembered them will have the object of your desire in the mail to him before you get a clue?

Play by the rules and you have some chance of grabbing one of Uncle's deals.

Otherwise, please don't leave your appendages hanging in the water during a feeding frenzy. It's messy.
 
I have to 'fess up.

In my haste to grab the Cherokee Rose the other day, I ripped off an email that said " I'll take the rose thanks, johnny " or something like that.

Shortly thereafter I got a reply. "who are you, where do you want it shipped, and how are you going to pay" or something like that.

In my frenzy to hit the "send" button, my brain was saying "Unnca and me are buds. He knows who I am". I forgot that Unnca Bill has "buds" all over the world and remembering a jarhead from Kaintuck isn't something he thinks about every day.

Sooooo....I pledge to do better in the future. (unless the HIKV fever over takes me once more and I just hit the send button again) :p
 
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